You (Americans) are as likely to be crushed by an unstable television or furniture

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Newell Steamer

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We need a furniture registration database.

We also need walls around Ikea and Bob's Furniture (the origin of these animals).

And, the flood of second hand furniture is just unacceptable. The media will have you all think it's just footstools and chairs. But, we all know it's dresser drawers and couches.
 

Blackjack200

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We need a furniture registration database.

We also need walls around Ikea and Bob's Furniture (the origin of these animals).

And, the flood of second hand furniture is just unacceptable. The media will have you all think it's just footstools and chairs. But, we all know it's dresser drawers and couches.

Yes, shut down Ikea and stop importing LG and Samsung televisions untill these murderous devices can be properly screened.
 

TheSlamma

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Not really, LED TV's are pretty thin and light.. and OLED is pretty insane how thin it is. And Ikea furniture is just cheap flimsy MDF from China so that ain't killin anyone either.
 

Jaepheth

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IKEA is a terrorist organization.
Bomb Sweden!!

Ikea ar en skrämmande gruppen
nukem dem sverige!!


(This is totally not really about that time a moose bit my sister)
 

5150Joker

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...as you are to be killed by a terrorist attack since 9/11.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...shed-by-furniture-than-killed-by-a-terrorist/

But clearly terrorism is the most important threat facing our nation

Fear is a strong vehicle for emotional appeal to a population that votes based on how the media tells them to think. Right now it's fashionable to be Islamophobic and and the right wing are taking advantage of it. Unfortunately, when those politicians get voted in and start implementing policies to line their own pockets, the same morons that voted them in will be the ones paying the price.
 

Cozarkian

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Do we really need to explain the difference?

One is an accident, the risk of which can be substantially reduced by the potential victim properly securing the furniture.

The other is an intentional act by people outside the direct control of the potential victim.
 

dank69

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Not really, LED TV's are pretty thin and light.. and OLED is pretty insane how thin it is. And Ikea furniture is just cheap flimsy MDF from China so that ain't killin anyone either.

Furniture apologist!
 

Moonbeam

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I am beginning to want all furniture to be nuked from orbit. It is such a threat that I had to drive screws into my brand new textured and painted walls to fix some tall pieces there. I'm still suffering from the trauma. My fucking beautiful walls ruined by drill holes.
 
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