You are granted 3 wishes...

[XZeroII]

We all know the story. You get 3 wishes and you aren't specific enough or you wish for the wrong thing and everything blows up in your face. You end up using your last wishes to undo the damage caused.

Keeping that in mind, if you were granted 3 wishes. Anything in the world (short of more wishes), what would you wish for?

To make this more interesting, other people can critique your wishes and point out the flaws, or problems that your wish could cause. So by the end of this thread, if you are ever granted 3 wishes, you will know exactly what to wish for.





If I were granted 3 wishes...

1. I would wish for myself and my family members (present and future) to have incredible health and never have to suffer health-wise. No diseases, no cancers, no viruses, etc...

1. I would wish to find, within the next 5 years, the perfect woman for me and marry her. She would have to think that I am the perfect man as well She would have to be around my age.

1. My last wish would be to find, and get the perfect job. I would want a job that I love, and a job that pays excellent so I could buy my future wife everything she wants. I would want to also have job security within that job so that I could, if I choose, work there until I decide to retire.

Those would be my wishes. Pretty selfish, but at least I'm not destroying the world or anything.

 

[beer]

my own theme music

 

[z0mb13]

FIrst I would wish infinite wishes.

problem solved!

 

[Legendary]

One of my wishes would definitely be the ability to always have the exact amount of money required for me in any situation in my pockets. This wish was in a joke once, but I thought it was a damn good wish.

 

[Nocturnal]

I'd wish for all of Bill Gate's money, then I'd wish to be the most successful person alive, and then I'd wish for 99 more wishes.

 

[XZeroII]

Originally posted by: beer
my own theme music

Your wish would easily be granted, but it would be the worst music ever heard. A combination of nails on the chalkboard and that sound that a balloon makes when you rub it.

 

[z0mb13]

Originally posted by: Nocturnal
I'd wish for all of Bill Gate's money, then I'd wish to be the most successful person alive, and then I'd wish for 99 more wishes.

my infinite wishes beats your 99 wishes!!

 

[XZeroII]

You guys have to read the actual post. No more wishes. Only 3.

 

[Schadenfroh]

more wishes, if that were impossible i would do the following

1. Dictator of the world
2. Have a remote control i can point at women and make them lust after me and make me the most attrative person they have ever seen to them. (also be able to disable the female)
3. immortatlity

 

[LordJezo]

#1 - The ability to wish for more wishes

#2 - Unlimted wishes.

#3 - some sushi.


Actually, I would like..

#1 - ability to teleport myself anywhere on the planet at any time I want in a way that no one else would notice or detect, and to also take along with me whomever I wanted at the time. So if me and a friend wanted to have a night out on Tokyo, we could just teleport over there and enjoy.

#2 - not to worry about money again, or family to have to worry about it. Not in a never have to work kind of way, but in a way where if we wanted to get something, we could. Wouldnt have to worry about bills and the likes.

#3 - dang.. this is harder then I thought when you think about it. I guess maybe a unicorn or something.

 

[XZeroII]

Originally posted by: Legendary
One of my wishes would definitely be the ability to always have the exact amount of money required for me in any situation in my pockets. This wish was in a joke once, but I thought it was a damn good wish.

What kind of money? Pennies?

 

[Schadenfroh]

or simplified

Money
Power
Women

 

[neutralizer]

1. Never needing anymore money in any situtation.
2. Schadenfroh's #2
3. Immortality

 

[DaWhim]

my third wish will always be another 3 more wishes

 

[XZeroII]

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
more wishes, if that were impossible i would do the following

1. Dictator of the world
2. Have a remote control i can point at women and make them lust after me and make me the most attrative person they have ever seen to them. (also be able to disable the female) Or would i even need this if i were the dictator of the world?
3. immortatlity

If you were dictator of the world, you would have 6 billion assassins after you to take you out the moment you turned around.

The remote control only seems to work on ugly chicks. And they REALLY dig you.

Are you sure about the immortality? Would you want to live even if your head was chopped off and you were just sitting there for 100's of years becaues no one can find you?

 

[LordJezo]

Originally posted by: XZeroII

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
more wishes, if that were impossible i would do the following

1. Dictator of the world
2. Have a remote control i can point at women and make them lust after me and make me the most attrative person they have ever seen to them. (also be able to disable the female) Or would i even need this if i were the dictator of the world?
3. immortatlity

If you were dictator of the world, you would have 6 billion assassins after you to take you out the moment you turned around.

The remote control only seems to work on ugly chicks. And they REALLY dig you.

Are you sure about the immortality? Would you want to live even if your head was chopped off and you were just sitting there for 100's of years becaues no one can find you?

The immortality thing always scared me.. like what if the earth blows up and you are left floating in space forever with only your own thoughts to keep you company. I wonder how long it would take to go mad..

 

[Nohr]

This sounds like Bedazzled, cept no hot chick.

 

[XZeroII]

Originally posted by: neutralizer
1. Never needing anymore money in any situtation.
2. Schadenfroh's #2
3. Immortality

You become a huge bank robber, thus have all the money you'll ever need.

Don't know what that is

You get caught and get 10 consecutive life sentences with no chance for parole.

 

[Nocturnal]

Could you imagine though, like the movie Wish Master, where you wish to be the most richest person in the world. Then all of a sudden everyone dies and you're the only one left with trillions or gazillions of dollars available to you. That would suck.

 

[LordJezo]

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
or simplified

Money
Power
Women

First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women...

and then you screw over the Colombians and get a combat shotgun to your back and fall down dead.

 

[XZeroII]

Originally posted by: LordJezo

Originally posted by: XZeroII

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
more wishes, if that were impossible i would do the following

1. Dictator of the world
2. Have a remote control i can point at women and make them lust after me and make me the most attrative person they have ever seen to them. (also be able to disable the female) Or would i even need this if i were the dictator of the world?
3. immortatlity

If you were dictator of the world, you would have 6 billion assassins after you to take you out the moment you turned around.

The remote control only seems to work on ugly chicks. And they REALLY dig you.

Are you sure about the immortality? Would you want to live even if your head was chopped off and you were just sitting there for 100's of years becaues no one can find you?

The immortality thing always scared me.. like what if the earth blows up and you are left floating in space forever with only your own thoughts to keep you company. I wonder how long it would take to go mad..

haha. I concur. It's the kind of thing that would keep me awake at night.

 

[XZeroII]

Originally posted by: Nocturnal
Could you imagine though, like the movie Wish Master, where you wish to be the most richest person in the world. Then all of a sudden everyone dies and you're the only one left with trillions or gazillions of dollars available to you. That would suck.

Yup Yup Yup

 

[Schadenfroh]

Originally posted by: LordJezo

Originally posted by: XZeroII

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
more wishes, if that were impossible i would do the following

1. Dictator of the world
2. Have a remote control i can point at women and make them lust after me and make me the most attrative person they have ever seen to them. (also be able to disable the female) Or would i even need this if i were the dictator of the world?
3. immortatlity

If you were dictator of the world, you would have 6 billion assassins after you to take you out the moment you turned around.

The remote control only seems to work on ugly chicks. And they REALLY dig you.

Are you sure about the immortality? Would you want to live even if your head was chopped off and you were just sitting there for 100's of years becaues no one can find you?

The immortality thing always scared me.. like what if the earth blows up and you are left floating in space forever with only your own thoughts to keep you company. I wonder how long it would take to go mad..

OK, if i point the remote at myself, immortality disabled, i make myself lust after myself #*(&(&@$ myself to death, immortality problem solved

 

[minendo]

I only have one wish.

I wish the mods would provide me with a mod quote.

Come on mods, where's the love?

Silly penguin,everybody knows it's
in Eaker's pants!

Kinky Mod

 

[XZeroII]

Originally posted by: LordJezo

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
or simplified

Money
Power
Women

First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women...

and then you screw over the Colombians and get a combat shotgun to your back and fall down dead.

First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women