You are granted 3 wishes...

[Legendary]

Originally posted by: XZeroII

Originally posted by: Legendary
One of my wishes would definitely be the ability to always have the exact amount of money required for me in any situation in my pockets. This wish was in a joke once, but I thought it was a damn good wish.

What kind of money? Pennies?

Simplest change possible, consisting of any kind of denomination dependent on where I am.
If I need $2567.34 dollars, in my pocket would be a roll with 25x$100, 1x$50, 1x$5, 2x$1, 1 quarter, 1 nickel and 4 pennies.
If I'm in england and I needed British pounds, pounds magically appear in my pocket.
Basically I want the smartest pants in the world, ones that can counterfeit money according to where I am.

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: minendo
I only have one wish.

I wish the mods would provide me with a mod quote.

Come on mods, where's the love?

Silly penguin,everybody knows it's
in Eaker's pants!

Kinky Mod

BURN!

 

[XZeroII]

Originally posted by: Legendary

Originally posted by: XZeroII

Originally posted by: Legendary
One of my wishes would definitely be the ability to always have the exact amount of money required for me in any situation in my pockets. This wish was in a joke once, but I thought it was a damn good wish.

What kind of money? Pennies?

Simplest change possible, consisting of any kind of denomination dependent on where I am.
If I need $2567.34 dollars, in my pocket would be a roll with 25x$100, 1x$50, 1x$5, 2x$1, 1 quarter, 1 nickel and 4 pennies.
If I'm in england and I needed British pounds, pounds magically appear in my pocket.
Basically I want the smartest pants in the world, ones that can counterfeit money according to where I am.

You didn't specify that. Would you like to use your second wish to correct this?

So you would want these pants to counterfit, hu? You walk into a car dealership and put down $50,000 on a new car and you hand them a wad of counterfit bills. "Please wait here while we freshen your car..." *sirens*

 

[MithShrike]

Firstly I would wish for perfect health for myself and family ever after without killing them in order for them not to sufffer (sure someone else said this but I figured if I were a genie I'd just kill the wisher and his family; they'd never have to worry about health again). Secondly, I would wish for my own Pacific Island which would be UN recognized. The only religion recognized on the island would be the Order of the Quanta, of which I am the pope, this religion would also be the ruling party. Thirdly, I would wish for 5 billion Euros in a Swiss bank account.

 

[Gagabiji]

1. Have ATi send me a Super Computer with there newest video card!
2. Be able to play the Mendelssohn violin concerto flawlessly.
3. Wish for 3 more wishes.

 

[XZeroII]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: minendo
I only have one wish.

I wish the mods would provide me with a mod quote.

Come on mods, where's the love?

Silly penguin,everybody knows it's
in Eaker's pants!

Kinky Mod

BURN!

How did 1 inch Minendo get down from the toilet bowl?
He got p*ssed off.

Stolen from Jokes.com


Anyway, so your wish is to have penguins in Eaker's pants?

 

[OREOSpeedwagon]

technically you have 6 wishes in your first wish.

I would wish for myself and my family members (present and future) to have incredible health and never have to suffer health-wise. No diseases, no cancers, no viruses, etc...

1. incredible health for you
2. incredible health for your family members
3. never to suffer health wise
4. no diseases
5. no cancers
6. no viruses

3 wishes is not nearly enough to have everything you would want.

 

[LordJezo]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: minendo
I only have one wish.

I wish the mods would provide me with a mod quote.

Come on mods, where's the love?

Silly penguin,everybody knows it's
in Eaker's pants!

Kinky Mod

BURN!

If it burns in her pants I suggest she go see a doctor.

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: XZeroII

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: minendo
I only have one wish.

I wish the mods would provide me with a mod quote.

Come on mods, where's the love?

Silly penguin,everybody knows it's
in Eaker's pants!

Kinky Mod

BURN!

How did 1 inch Minendo get down from the toilet bowl?
He got p*ssed off.

Stolen from Jokes.com


Anyway, so your wish is to have penguins in Eaker's pants?

Better than crabs.

 

[XZeroII]

Originally posted by: SirDude
1. Have ATi send me a Super Computer with there newest video card!
2. Be able to play the Mendelssohn violin concerto flawlessly.
3. Wish for 3 more wishes.

The computer is an array of commodor 64s (super back in 1986!) and the video card is DOA.

Can't argue with that wish

No more wishes. Sorry, you forefit your last wish.

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

Hmmm,

1) A few billion dollars. That ought to hold me.
2) To have instant succes at whatever I do. What would be better than a life where you're always good at everything?
3) To know all of lifes secrets. Ie; Are there aliens? Who killed JFK? What's up with Stonehenge?, etc..

Or, more simply, I'd ask for the ability to have whatever I wanted simply by imagining it. Or speaking the request. Kind of like in the book Sphere. Except I'd put in some kind of failsafe where I'd have to think or say it a certain way. That way neither I, nor my subconsious, could conjur up something accidentally.

 

[MulLa]

A bit late but my wishes will be

1. A coffer that will never run out of money.
2. Be like T1000 in T2 except I won't be able to be melted.
3. Reserved for future uses

 

[XZeroII]

Originally posted by: OREOSpeedwagon
technically you have 6 wishes in your first wish.

I would wish for myself and my family members (present and future) to have incredible health and never have to suffer health-wise. No diseases, no cancers, no viruses, etc...

1. incredible health for you
2. incredible health for your family members
3. never to suffer health wise
4. no diseases
5. no cancers
6. no viruses

3 wishes is not nearly enough to have everything you would want.

It's one wish.

Incredible health for me and my family is the wish. The rest is all qualifiers to specify what incredible health means. It might be construed as 2, but I am a family member, so technically it is only one.

 

[AnandTech Moderator]

Trust me,you pray it never happens!
It starts with beer and bannings:evil:

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: AnandTech Moderator
Trust me,you pray it never happens!
It starts with beer and bannings:evil:

I'll provide the beer as long as I can dictate who gets banned.

We were thinking of starting with you

AnandTech Moderator

 

[XZeroII]

Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl
Hmmm,

1) A few billion dollars. That ought to hold me.
2) To have instant succes at whatever I do. What would be better than a life where you're always good at everything?
3) To know all of lifes secrets. Ie; Are there aliens? Who killed JFK? What's up with Stonehenge?, etc..

Or, more simply, I'd ask for the ability to have whatever I wanted simply by imagining it. Or speaking the request. Kind of like in the book Sphere. Except I'd put in some kind of failsafe where I'd have to think or say it a certain way. That way neither I, nor my subconsious, could conjur up something accidentally.

The billions of dollars are because you are a drug dealer (big time), and you are probably just about to be raided by the government.

Instant success? Wouldn't that make life pretty boring?

All of lifes secrets sounds interesting.

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

Originally posted by: XZeroII

Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl
Hmmm,

1) A few billion dollars. That ought to hold me.
2) To have instant succes at whatever I do. What would be better than a life where you're always good at everything?
3) To know all of lifes secrets. Ie; Are there aliens? Who killed JFK? What's up with Stonehenge?, etc..

Or, more simply, I'd ask for the ability to have whatever I wanted simply by imagining it. Or speaking the request. Kind of like in the book Sphere. Except I'd put in some kind of failsafe where I'd have to think or say it a certain way. That way neither I, nor my subconsious, could conjur up something accidentally.

The billions of dollars are because you are a drug dealer (big time), and you are probably just about to be raided by the government.

Instant success? Wouldn't that make life pretty boring?

All of lifes secrets sounds interesting.

Even if my money had come from drugs, #2 keeps me safe. Part of being a successful drug dealer is not getting caught

 

[hdeck]

wish for more wishes.

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: AnandTech Moderator
Trust me,you pray it never happens!
It starts with beer and bannings:evil:

I'll provide the beer as long as I can dictate who gets banned.

We were thinking of starting with you

AnandTech Moderator

No beer for you.

 

[RossMAN]

Limitless coupons and rebates

 

[XZeroII]

Originally posted by: RossMAN
Limitless coupons and rebates

Here's the bad part...they are ALL Mail-In-Rebates!!!!!! And they require like 5 copies of everything and you must send in a blood and urine sample and...wait a minute, that is best buy.

 

[Ranger X]

#1 Wealth
#2 Good health for myself and my family
#3 Women

 

[1luckymf]

1. The Garden of Eden.
2. A good Woman.
3. A big fence around my fookin Apple Tree.

 

1. I want to know how and why the universe was created, and if it was by who. Let's say I would want nearly infinite knowledge.
2. I would wish for perfect health for my entire family and anyone I choose for the rest of my life!
3. I would wish for a large box that will create anything I want from thin air just by saying the phrase: "oh great box of greatness, make me -insert item name- now please kthx". This box can create anything.

 

[erikistired]

if you're mad i'm on top, then wish me gone.
if you're mad i'm the road, then wish me home.
and if you're mad that i'm right punk wish me wrong.
but after your three wishes, blow it out your ...!