You are offered room and board on an alien starship, but...

[The Boston Dangler]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeo9mVnuuWo

you beat me to it. those chicks are hot

 

[zerocool84]

you beat me to it. those chicks are hot

I'm surprised no one linked to it yet.

 

[Locut0s]

If we are talking super cool year 3000 high tech share their intelligence get to explore the galaxy type aliens then hell yeah sign me up. If we are talking dark, scary lay eggs in your body eat your face type aliens,... hmm where do I sign again?

 

[foghorn67]

They took my parallel universe self.

 

[Argo]

what's the issue with being used in a breeding experiment?

You know nothing of where they keep their reproductive organs.

To answer the OP, no I won't go. But I will ask them to take a couple of thousand people with them.

 

[zinfamous]

Do they have wireless?

I hear they have G-Max now.

 

[oddyager]

No, but I have a list of people they could take instead.

 

[CVSiN]

- You must leave immediately
- You cannot tell anyone
- You may never see Earth again

Do you go?

depends... are they hot?
and probing is out of the question..

 

[Specop 007]

1) If I can bring the wife and kids yes

2) If no to 1, then I still go and plot an overthrow of the craft to go back and get the wife and kids

 

[gophins72]

i would go hang with the doctor from doctor who, but the hypothetical in this one, then no.

 

[her209]

depends... are they hot?
and probing is out of the question..

Yes, just for you, they are supermodel hot, but their females have penises.

 

[amdhunter]

The only thing in this world for me is ATOT and my dog.
I'd go, but I'd feel bad for my dog.

 

[amdhunter]

Yes, just for you, they are supermodel hot, but their females have penises.

I fail to see the problem here.

 

[MotF Bane]

are the aliens hot?

This.

 

[stargazr]

Sure why not ~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddD80NAmLJM&feature=related

 

[alrocky]

Actually, Star Trek: TNG, specifically this episode.

Sure, most anyone would jump at a chance to board the Enterprise but you don't know if you'd instead up on an Twilight Zone's episode TO SERVE MAN.

Yes, just for you, they are supermodel hot, but their females have penises.

Is that any different than males with vaginas?

is there bud light and triplication?

I was hearing TRAMPlication

 

[William Gaatjes]

As long as there isn't any surprise butt probing.

 

[William Gaatjes]

You're the food.

Yes for her...

For the crazy conspiracists :

 

[TallBill]

I'm fine with the terms of leaving, however I'd need to know more about the terms of why the aliens are picking me up. At least some idea of why they presented me this option.

 

[AlienCraft]

Nope, I have responsibilities to meet here. Thanks though.

 

[judasmachine]

Yes. I would hope to take my gf with me, kind of Vonnegut style.

 

[dr150]

HELL NO!

Why would I want to be branded an alien in an alien planet where I don't speak the language (which I'd be too stupid to learn), not to mention attempting to learn their ultra advanced science/tech.

I'd be a discriminated fifth-rate citizen relegated to toilet duty with no hope of dating anyone other than my hand.

PASS!.....

 

[Powermoloch]

nope, i'm fine on planet earth.

 

[Slew Foot]

The chance to learn about another intelligent species, experience other worlds and, do something no human has done before is not enough? Fine, you stay with your comfortable life while the rest of us turn into dinner

FTFY