You are true computer geek if you write a poem for you cpu!

[Serradifalco]

I have this poem in 2 other threads. Enjoy... or maybe not!

The rig in my sig most people will dig
Overclocked to 4.0 for not much dough
The OCZ as you can see
Keeps the cpu willin' while it keeps on chillin'

The e72 is definitely for you
From games to web to office pro
This little baby makes you say "whoa"
For pure speed, this is all you need

You won't break a leg with prices at the EGG
With shipping that is free you will never see me
At the big box store anymore
Order today and she will be on her way

 

[aigomorla]

bored at work i see. :T

 

[jgigz]

Originally posted by: aigomorla
bored at work i see. :T

Same here, but nothing is compelling me to write a poem for my processor.

Still though, not bad, kept me entertained for a few moments. :thumbsup:

 

[Jester666]

i'm not sure what to say....

 

[Drsignguy]

Roses are red
I'm going to bed...........

Oh ya, it was entertaining...

 

[DrMrLordX]

Cyrix Processor

5x86 melting

RMA it now

 

[aigomorla]

Originally posted by: DrMrLordX
Cyrix Processor

5x86 melting

RMA it now

ROFLROFL

 

[Cogman]

I have a quad core
that means there are four
little workers that encode my big video store.

It takes some power,
and kills a few flowers,
but at least the job only takes me an hour.

So go ahead and brag,
about your gaming frags,
but I'll sit happy without any video lags.

 

[Drsignguy]

LOL :laugh:

 

[Marty502]

Cogman's is even better!

 

[aigomorla]

im known as aigo,
my computers really go,
if your computer cant go,
its because its not aigos?

 

[Serradifalco]

Originally posted by: aigomorla
im known as aigo,
my computers really go,
if your computer cant go,
its because its not aigos?

No, no, no... Aigo
Your computers have bling, rhyme isn't your thing
Take it from me... maybe not literally
Cases and cooling need major tooling

You have mad skill using a drill
Even if it isn't steel you make it look real
Cables hidden... clutter forbidden
The case isn't complete unless it is neat

H2O to cool is your golden rule
With water distilled the tubing is filled
The cpu freezes with water cooled breezes
What do you know... the temps are so low

 

[DrMrLordX]

Phenom not so fast

TLB problematic

It is fixed; still slow?

 

[aigomorla]

Originally posted by: Serradifalco
No, no, no... Aigo
Your computers have bling, rhyme isn't your thing
Take it from me... maybe not literally
Cases and cooling need major tooling

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

i totally agree with you on that one.

 

[GrumpyMan]

Core 2 you are,
Leaving my old AMD far.
Expensive I guess,
but who cares for now,
all I can now say is wow.


Yeah I know, don't quit my day job..........

 

[videogames101]

lol

 

[Somniferum]

You can see from my sig I still run an X2
Though Anandtech of late is in love with Intel;
The C2D benchmarks and all the reviews
Demonstrate the superior tech they now sell.

But technology?s one thing, performance another
And although my Toledo may be past its prime,
As long as my framerate stays out of the gutter
I?ll keep rocking and overclocking socket 939.

 

[videogames101]

Originally posted by: Somniferum
You can see from my sig I still run an X2
Though Anandtech of late is in love with Intel;
The C2D benchmarks and all the reviews
Demonstrate the superior tech they now sell.

But technology?s one thing, performance another
And although my Toledo may be past its prime,
As long as my framerate stays out of the gutter
I?ll keep rocking and overclocking socket 939.

like, wow, fail at rhyming much?

good job though, mine goes

roses are red,
i hate poetry

 

[badnewcastle]

WTF?

 

[BitByBit]

Reminds me of the Hector rap.

 

[aigomorla]

just want to say thanks guys.

this thread made my day brighter.

It was starting out bad too.


Seriously thanks for the laughs.

 

[OCGuy]

If my computer went down, Id have to mourn
Who the hell goes to the store for porn?

 

[videogames101]

Originally posted by: Ocguy31
If my computer went down, Id have to mourn
Who the hell goes to the store for porn?

nice :laugh:

 

[aigomorla]

Originally posted by: Ocguy31
If my computer went down, Id have to mourn
Who the hell goes to the store for porn?

WINNER!!

ROFL im still cracking up.

 

[LittleNemoNES]

hahaha this is hilarious.