You can have only one thing: Longer Orgasms or Higher buzz from alcohol...

[Braznor]

Pick...

 

[surfsatwerk]

Cocaine

 

[HAL9000]

Alcohol, I spend more time drunk than having Orgasms.

 

[Jeeebus]

Poal is missing option for "Braznor to die in a freak Indian pole dancing accident"

 

[Atomic Playboy]

How much longer are the orgasms? Like am I going to be spazzing out for 90 minutes? That seems like it would get boring.

Then again, how much of a lightweight are you going to make me? Am I going to have half a beer and be shitfaced? That just sounds like a recipe for disaster.

Nope, I don't think I want either of those things.

 

[TakeNoPrisoners]

Higher buzz from alcohol means you just drink more. I have no idea how to make an orgasm longer.

 

[dank69]

alcohol is cheap​

 

[allthatisman]

You can accomplish the second one by not drinking as often... Not exactly a hard choice between the two. Poll fail.

 

[yhelothar]

I'm already an uber lightweight for alcohol. I'm pretty sure I'm double recessive at metabolizing alcohol. I get buzzed off a third of a beer.

So definitely longer orgasms.

 

[waffleironhead]

Higher buzz from alcohol? You know you can drink more right?

 

[Specop 007]

Well thanks to cock rings and watered down beer I've been going with the "Get both" option since 1995.

 

[AstroManLuca]

I'm buzzed after one beer so I really don't need alcohol to be any more potent than it already is.

 

[gorcorps]

both will just lead to more of a mess

I don't see much upside

 

[MotionMan]

I don't (can't, actually) drink alcohol.

Guess how I voted.

MotionMan

 

[KeithTalent]

Booze. My orgasms are long enough thanks.

KT

 

[busydude]

Shut the fuck up.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Why would you want a longer orgasm? Just have another as soon as possible.

 

[Kadarin]

Fuck longer orgasms... I want unlimited multiples.

 

[superccs]

I get buzzed off one beer after work and make enough to put a shiny clear coat on the girlfriend when she needs it, I think we're good here.