"You ever been in a cockpit before?"

[Iron Woode]

"No sir, I've never been up in a plane before."

"You ever seen a grown man naked?"

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"Surely you can't be serious."

"I am serious... and don't call me Shirley."

 

[Ricemarine]

double you tee eff mate?

 

[her209]

"How many should I get?"

"30."

(high voice) "That's what I was thinking."

 

[HamburgerBoy]

 

[Leper Messiah]

is that from airplane?

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: Ricemarine
double you tee eff mate?

you obviously haven't seen the movie, have you?

 

[EvilYoda]

Originally posted by: Ricemarine
double you tee eff mate?

da plane, da plane!

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: Leper Messiah
is that from airplane?

could be

 

[Jpark]

"he said cock, uhuhhuhuh"


Great movie btw.
I do have one question for you, "Do you like movies about gladiators?"

 

[illusion88]

Picked a hella of a day to quite snorting glue!

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: Jpark
"he said cock, uhuhhuhuh"


Great movie btw.
I do have one question for you, "Do you like movies about gladiators?"

"Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?"

 

[The Linuxator]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: Jpark
"he said cock, uhuhhuhuh"


Great movie btw.
I do have one question for you, "Do you like movies about gladiators?"

"Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?"

Have you ever seen a Turkish / Ottoman execution ??
I haven't but my Grandpa told me that his Grandpa told him you don't want to see one

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: The Linuxator

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: Jpark
"he said cock, uhuhhuhuh"


Great movie btw.
I do have one question for you, "Do you like movies about gladiators?"

"Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?"

Have you ever seen a Turkish / Ottoman execution ??
I haven't but my Grandpa told me that his Grandpa told him you don't want to see one

 

[Jpark]

Originally posted by: illusion88
Picked a hella of a day to quite snorting glue!

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines

 

[anxi80]

joey: i think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. and he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. and that you don't really try... except during the playoffs.

roger murdock: the hell I don't. listen kid, i've been hearing that crap ever since I was at ucla. i'm out there busting my buns every night. tell your old man to drag walton and lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.

 

[spherrod]

 

[OdiN]

A boh....?

No not a boh....a bomb!

And don't call me shirley.

 

[compuwiz1]

"I like my men just like my coffee....black"

 

[Vic]

Jiveman1: Sheeeet, man, that honkey mus' be messin' my old lady
got to be runnin' col' upsihd down his head!
Subtitle: GOLLY, THAT WHITE FELLOW SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE
OR I WILL PUNCH HIM.
Jiveman2: Hey Holm, I can dig it! You know he ain't gonna lay no
mo' big rap upon you man!
Subtitle: YES, HE IS WRONG FOR DOING THAT.
Jiveman1: I say hey sky, s'other say I won say I pray to J I get
the same ol' same ol.
Subtitle: I KNEW A MAN IN A SIMILAR PREDICAMENT, AND HE ENDED UP
BEING SORRY.
Jiveman2: Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray matter back got
perform' us' down I take TCBin, man'.
Subtitle: DON'T BE NAIVE ARTHUR. EACH OF US FACES A CLEAR MORAL
CHOICE.
Jiveman1: You know wha' they say: See a broad to get that bodiac
lay'er down an' smack 'em yack 'em.
Subtitle: EARLY TO BED, EARLY TO RISE, MAKES A MAN HEALTHY,
WEALTHY AND WISE.
Together: Col' got to be! Yo!
Subtitle: HOW TRUE!
Together: Sheeeeeeet!
Subtitle: GOLLY.

 

[NiteWulf]

Originally posted by: Jpark

Originally posted by: illusion88
Picked a hella of a day to quite snorting glue!

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines

Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit drinking

 

[sandorski]

Stryker: "It's a good thing he doesn't know how much I hate his guts"
Elaine with mic:"It's a good thing you don't know how much he hates your guts"

Best movie ever!

 

[metallibloke]

"A hospital? What is it?"

"Its a big building with sick people in it. But thats not important right now"

 

[runzwithsizorz]

Elaine; "The co-pilot is deflating"
Stryker; " Well your just gonna have to blow him back up"
Co-pilot; " "

 

[FoBoT]

Rex Kramer: Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

 

[Linflas]

All exterior shots of flying jet aircraft with propeller engine soundtrack.

"Oh stewardess, I speak jive."