You have 5 bullets

[eLiu]

No one. I would save them for the next time someone pissed me off. Then I would kill them. You see, I really don't care about the church or the terrorists...I'm not here to make the world a better place...I'm here to make my life a better life. I'm a selfish bastard...but who's going to stop me with my 5 free kills?

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: pyonir
welst10

All five.

Not going to let that post go, eh?

(certainly a warranted sentiment...)

 

[Ryan]

Originally posted by: brigden
Usama Bin Laden
Kim Jong-il
George W. Bush
Dick Chaney
This fat bitch I work with

Since I didn't use all of my bullets, I'll use the last remaning two to put your wardrobe out of it's misery.

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: eLiu
No one. I would save them for the next time someone pissed me off. Then I would kill them. You see, I really don't care about the church or the terrorists...I'm not here to make the world a better place...I'm here to make my life a better life. I'm a selfish bastard...but who's going to stop me with my 5 free kills?

I like the way you think. I agree.

 

[acemcmac]

yeah, im changing my answer too.... I'm selling the rights and buying a big freaking yacht with that money....

 

[LordMorpheus]

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: deathkoba
How about no bullets, no guns and world peace eh?

pacifism never solved anything.

Yeah, except for civil rights, &c.

and why the pope?

 

[LordMorpheus]

crap

 

[TheNinja]

The next five people who post after me

Winners are:
Gurck
purbeast0
n0cmonkey
waggy
Kev1n

Sorry guys, you just got shot, nothing personal just business. I was hoping Nik or pyonir would have posted after me though

 

[Gurck]

Originally posted by: LordMorpheus
crap

You put 5 bullets in a big log and things could get messy... :Q Besides, what's the point?

 

[purbeast0]

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: pyonir
welst10

All five.

Not going to let that post go, eh?

(certainly a warranted sentiment...)

what post is this referring to?

 

[n0cmonkey]

I only need 1.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: deathkoba
How about no bullets, no guns and world peace eh?

yeah since we know before guns were invented there was never any wars or murders! :roll:

 

[KEV1N]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: deathkoba
How about no bullets, no guns and world peace eh?

yeah since we know before guns were invented there was never any wars or murders! :roll:

It was really hard to kill somebody by slapping them to death back then, though!

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: pyonir
welst10

All five.

Not going to let that post go, eh?

(certainly a warranted sentiment...)

Not a chance. I'm so tired of the disrespectful trolls around here for threads such as that one.

 

[MetalMat]

Hey,

What would happen if you sold your rights to the 5 bullets, then right when you did the guy used a bullet on you and took his money back?

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: MetalMat
Hey,

What would happen if you sold your rights to the 5 bullets, then right when you did the guy used a bullet on you and took his money back?

I think that would call for a "ownage" post don't you?

 

[Dr. Detroit]

Kim Jung IL
The whore my brother is infatuated with! (he's 31 and she slept with there roomate)
Chirac, I hate the French!
Hillary Clinton


the first 4 were really easy this 5th one....................................

 

[imported_judge]

Osama
President bush
V.p(bush vp)
Kerry
kerry vp

hopefully this will not get me in trouble with secret service

 

[Mill]

I can't think of anyone I'd actually want to kill that wasn't a terrorist. I'd like to think I'd kill someone who tortures humans or animals, but I don't think that is my place to do so.

 

[VictorLazlo]

I'm not posting in here, since the FBI is probably watching this thread by now.

 

[purbeast0]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: pyonir
welst10

All five.

Not going to let that post go, eh?

(certainly a warranted sentiment...)

Not a chance. I'm so tired of the disrespectful trolls around here for threads such as that one.

what thread are you guys referring to?

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: purbeast0
what thread are you guys referring to?

Text

 

[AnMig]

Originally posted by: IHateMyJob2004

Originally posted by: Mwilding
You get to shoot five people with no repurcussions to you. You can make the world a better place. Settle a personal vendetta. Whatever....

Who do you take out and why?

Osama (obviously)
Bush (if re-elected) (theoretically people! I wouldn't actually do it)
Paris Hilton (why is she on TV?)
Pamale Anderson (becasue she is GROSS)
Your girlfriend (because it doesn't require bullets)

Bush (if re-elected) (theoretically people! I wouldn't actually do it) too late your on the FBI watch List


Are we allowed to say "I want to Kill The President" or is this a offense in itself. (real question)

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: AnMig

Originally posted by: IHateMyJob2004

Originally posted by: Mwilding
You get to shoot five people with no repurcussions to you. You can make the world a better place. Settle a personal vendetta. Whatever....

Who do you take out and why?

Osama (obviously)
Bush (if re-elected) (theoretically people! I wouldn't actually do it)
Paris Hilton (why is she on TV?)
Pamale Anderson (becasue she is GROSS)
Your girlfriend (because it doesn't require bullets)

Bush (if re-elected) (theoretically people! I wouldn't actually do it) too late your on the FBI watch List


Are we allowed to say "I want to Kill The President" or is this a offense in itself. (real question)

Pretty sure it's a no-no. Call up the secret service and ask.

 

[purbeast0]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: purbeast0
what thread are you guys referring to?

Text

lol are you serious? i would have to agree with we1st that pyonir is the one who over-reacted in that thread. i didnt even see the cliff notes until pyonir pointed them out in the 2nd thread. usually cliff notes for a post that is like 5 pages long isn't just 1 line ... it was very easy to pass up on them.