You have 5 bullets

[djheater]

Originally posted by: Zenmervolt

Originally posted by: djheater
I'd sell the right to shoot five people on e-bay and buy myself a motorcyle.

Good plan.

I'd buy that right from you, then shoot you and take your motorcycle.

ZV

/sadpanda

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: pyonir
welst10

All five.

Not just for crapping in 911paramedic's thread, but for his asinine blatant trolling here as well. Two frangibles to the gut.

I can't think of any needs for the other 3 right now.

- M4H

I like the above version better.

True. But I'd rather off him quickly so they could get the funeral underway and I could show up at his wake in the same shirt I shot him in.

- M4H

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Mookow
I like the above version better.

True. But I'd rather off him quickly so they could get the funeral underway and I could show up at his wake in the same shirt I shot him in.
- M4H

All you need for the "funeral" is a shovel, a large cardboard box, matches, a can of gasoline, and a bottle of liquor. Put the corpse into the box (for ease of transport/concealment). Take body out to the woods, dig a hole, while taking frequent breaks to drink from the bottle of liquor. When you have the hole deep enough, roll box into hole. Pour gas on box. Light the box, and wait a couple minutes. Pee on the remnants. The last step is very important, because only you can prevent forest fires .

 

[KnickNut3]

It's one thing to dislike our presidential administrations' policies and actions. It's another thing to want to kill them in cold blood. Not only is it unamerican and disrespectful to your country, you know the kind of political, economic, and international strife a country goes through after an assasination? The market would plummet, already tight war situations would become even more difficult to handle, and the security of our country would be comprimised on the level of 9-11, except this time we wouldn't have any anonymous foreigners to point blame at.

Disgusting.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: KnickNut3
It's one thing to dislike our presidential administrations' policies and actions. It's another thing to want to kill them in cold blood. Not only is it unamerican and disrespectful to your country, you know the kind of political, economic, and international strife a country goes through after an assasination? The market would plummet, already tight war situations would become even more difficult to handle, and the security of our country would be comprimised on the level of 9-11, except this time we wouldn't have any anonymous foreigners to point blame at.

Disgusting.

Aw, it's a cute little troll that clawed its way up from P&N. *pats on head*

...

*stomps on fingertips*

Back to the bottomless chumbucket you go!

- M4H

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

Well, you say "shoot" and not specifically "kill", so I'd take out the kneecap in one personal vendetta, then I guess save the rest for future use

 

[Anubis]

alot of you really hate bush dont you

 

[KnickNut3]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: KnickNut3
It's one thing to dislike our presidential administrations' policies and actions. It's another thing to want to kill them in cold blood. Not only is it unamerican and disrespectful to your country, you know the kind of political, economic, and international strife a country goes through after an assasination? The market would plummet, already tight war situations would become even more difficult to handle, and the security of our country would be comprimised on the level of 9-11, except this time we wouldn't have any anonymous foreigners to point blame at.

Disgusting.

Aw, it's a cute little troll that clawed its way up from P&N. *pats on head*

...

*stomps on fingertips*

Back to the bottomless chumbucket you go!

- M4H

I'm proud to say I've only ventured into that forum once (just to see some reactions to the debate). I just felt the need to stand up for my country here

 

[Banana]

I'd put 'em in myself, but I think after the first bullet, second through fifth would either miss or not be fired

Unless I shoot non-crippling parts first. Save the last bullet for the head. That might work if I can tolerate the pain. Booze! LOTS OF pain numbing booze. Damn, my aim would be affected though. Bah! One of you have to add me to your list. You take PayPal?

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: KnickNut3

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: KnickNut3
It's one thing to dislike our presidential administrations' policies and actions. It's another thing to want to kill them in cold blood. Not only is it unamerican and disrespectful to your country, you know the kind of political, economic, and international strife a country goes through after an assasination? The market would plummet, already tight war situations would become even more difficult to handle, and the security of our country would be comprimised on the level of 9-11, except this time we wouldn't have any anonymous foreigners to point blame at.

Disgusting.

Aw, it's a cute little troll that clawed its way up from P&N. *pats on head*

...

*stomps on fingertips*

Back to the bottomless chumbucket you go!

- M4H

I'm proud to say I've only ventured into that forum once (just to see some reactions to the debate). I just felt the need to stand up for my country here

I can respect that. Nothing personal, y'know.

- M4H

 

[cucumber]

Originally posted by: brigden
Usama Bin Laden
Kim Jong-il
George W. Bush
Dick Chaney

This fat bitch I work with

I think this is the best answer yet..... I almost fell out of my chair lauging...

 

[Schadenfreude]

Dick Cheney. I'd put in the other four bullets just to make sure.

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: KnickNut3

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: KnickNut3
It's one thing to dislike our presidential administrations' policies and actions. It's another thing to want to kill them in cold blood. Not only is it unamerican and disrespectful to your country, you know the kind of political, economic, and international strife a country goes through after an assasination? The market would plummet, already tight war situations would become even more difficult to handle, and the security of our country would be comprimised on the level of 9-11, except this time we wouldn't have any anonymous foreigners to point blame at.

Disgusting.

Aw, it's a cute little troll that clawed its way up from P&N. *pats on head*

...

*stomps on fingertips*

Back to the bottomless chumbucket you go!

- M4H

I'm proud to say I've only ventured into that forum once (just to see some reactions to the debate). I just felt the need to stand up for my country here

Don't equate the appointed government with the country. It's just rude to those of us that give a damn.

 

[0roo0roo]

can't say, the secret service is listening

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: eLiu
No one. I would save them for the next time someone pissed me off. Then I would kill them. You see, I really don't care about the church or the terrorists...I'm not here to make the world a better place...I'm here to make my life a better life. I'm a selfish bastard...but who's going to stop me with my 5 free kills?

I like the way you think. I agree.

Agreed.

 

[hans007]

in ranked order.

1. pope

2. osama (i suppose we are an imperialist nation, but well the man is still crazy. i'd do it after the election because if i did it before bush would win automatically)

3. shaquille oneal because he is really that annoying and stupid

4. louis farrakhan.

5. the white christian conservative equivalent of louis farrakhan

 

[klah]

i prefer tire necklacing

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: klah
i prefer tire necklacing

Ok, there Vic Mackey

 

[amish]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: KnickNut3
It's one thing to dislike our presidential administrations' policies and actions. It's another thing to want to kill them in cold blood. Not only is it unamerican and disrespectful to your country, you know the kind of political, economic, and international strife a country goes through after an assasination? The market would plummet, already tight war situations would become even more difficult to handle, and the security of our country would be comprimised on the level of 9-11, except this time we wouldn't have any anonymous foreigners to point blame at.

Disgusting.

Aw, it's a cute little troll that clawed its way up from P&N. *pats on head*

...

*stomps on fingertips*

Back to the bottomless chumbucket you go!

- M4H

god that was f'n hilarious. a great way to start the work day laughing. siggy material IMHO.

 

[Doboji]

Osama Bin Laden
Yasser Arafat
Zarqawi
Ayatolla Khomeini
Nasrallah

And then I would proceed to pistol whip as many Al Queda, Islamic Jihad, Hamas, and Hezbullah terrorists as I possibly could....

-Max

 

[ArmchairAthlete]

Originally posted by: djheater
I'd sell the right to shoot five people on e-bay and buy myself a motorcyle.

Better hope you can provide a SPEEDY delivery...

The buyer could be crazy and kill you and get away with it.

 

[Zenmervolt]

Originally posted by: ArmchairAthlete

Originally posted by: djheater
I'd sell the right to shoot five people on e-bay and buy myself a motorcyle.

Better hope you can provide a SPEEDY delivery...

The buyer could be crazy and kill you and get away with it.

Already been covered.

ZV