You have 5 bullets...

[GasX]

Originally posted by: AU Tiger

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: dnetmhz
5. Bono .. just for making me put up with U2 songs all these years

Hmmmmm, I'll have to consider boy bands as a good place to put bullets...

But, you would use all five bullets on N'sync

I would be happy shooting just "the pretty one" from N'Sync, Backstreet Boys and O-Town. I'd still have 2 left over for Star Jones and ...

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: AU Tiger

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: dnetmhz
5. Bono .. just for making me put up with U2 songs all these years

Hmmmmm, I'll have to consider boy bands as a good place to put bullets...

But, you would use all five bullets on N'sync

Not if you lined them up...

 

[308nato]

Originally posted by: BigJohnKC
What's my caliber of bullet? Is it a .50 cal Desert Eagle bullet? Those are more fun..... Armor piercing? Yeah.

My top five:
1. Bin Laden - dead or not, it'd fun to shoot him
2. um...can't think of any others...I'll get back to ya

I would be interested in knowing the manufacturers name of the .50AE round which is rated as armor piercing from a 10" barrel.

 

[Gnurb]

But are they magic bullets? Maybe Arlen Specter could bless them for me or something.

 

[Ramsnake]

1. Bruce Campbell
2. Bud Selig ( for all the indiscipline in the anyways crappy game)
3. Jesse Jackson
4. Michael Jackson ( loved u once man..now u need to be put to sleep)
5. & offcourse the lead singer of DMB


really speakin'

1. Osama Bin Laden
2. O.J. Simpson
3. Saddam
4. Fundamentalistic Muslim
5. Any religious fanatic.

 

[vi edit]

Jesse Jackson
Ashcroft
Daschel
Fritz Hollings
and I'd line up all the RIAA execs around a chunk of C4 and shoot the explosives.

Can you tell I'm not a fan of extremist politicians?

 

[Draco]

Originally posted by: Ramsnake
1. Bruce Campbell
2. Bud Selig ( for all the indiscipline in the anyways crappy game)
3. Jesse Jackson
4. Michael Jackson ( loved u once man..now u need to be put to sleep)
5. & offcourse the lead singer of DMB

Bruce Campbell?! THAT GUY ROCKS! I would shoot you to save him! heh

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

1) Brandon Lewis (unless he changes)
2) Peter Mattson
3) Al Gore
4) Kato
5) Osama Bin Laidmygoat

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: Ramsnake
1. Bruce Campbell

Would you introduce him to your Boomstick?

:Q

 

[Platypus]

1) George W. Bush
2) John (Adolf) Ashcroft
3) Jesse Jackson
4) Ted Turner
5) Russell Crowe

 

[BigJohnKC]

Originally posted by: 308nato

Originally posted by: BigJohnKC
What's my caliber of bullet? Is it a .50 cal Desert Eagle bullet? Those are more fun..... Armor piercing? Yeah.

My top five:
1. Bin Laden - dead or not, it'd fun to shoot him
2. um...can't think of any others...I'll get back to ya

I would be interested in knowing the manufacturers name of the .50AE round which is rated as armor piercing from a 10" barrel.

um...yeah. Not exactly what I was saying....those were all questions, like is the bullet 50 cal, is the bullet armor piercing...I wasn't saying that 50 cal DE bullets were armor piercing. hmmm...didn't think I'd have to explain a sarcastic comment....

 

[ScottyB]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
1) George W. Bush
2) John (Adolf) Ashcroft
3) Jesse Jackson
4) Ted Turner
5) Russell Crowe

We seem to think along the same lines, we could combine ours and get 10 of the dumbest people.

 

[DaiShan]

I don't think I would shoot anyone, there isn't really anyone I would like to kill, besides there are worse things than death.

 

[DaiShan]

Originally posted by: Moonbeam
Well lets see, maybe John Lennon, Jack and John Kennedy, Martin Luther King Jr. and Gandhi.

Got a little confession to make? The author asked who you WOULD shoot, not who you HAVE shot...

I would like to have a conversation with you some time, either you are a horribly confused and wicked man, or you are a genius, it is difficult to decide. Just when I think the balance is tilting one way, it comes back around.

 

[DaiShan]

Originally posted by: vi_edit
Jesse Jackson
Ashcroft
Daschel
Fritz Hollings
and I'd line up all the RIAA execs around a chunk of C4 and shoot the explosives.

Can you tell I'm not a fan of extremist politicians?

I definitely feel you with "the reverend" and Ashcroft, they would have to go.

 

[Amused]

Another idea I can't believe no one has thought of here...

I'd auction each shot off to the highest bidder. If I was the only one in the world with this, I'd make millions.

 

[pac1085]

1. Bin Laden ... it would still be fun to shoot him even if hes already dead
2. Random FS/FT Troll #1
3. Random FS/FT Troll #2
4. Random FS/FT Troll #3
5. Random FS/FT Troll #4

 

[Geekbabe]

I'd never shoot anybody unless they were a direct threat to myself or my family.

 

[Electric Amish]

The only person on your list I"d shoot is Saddam.

Nobody else on the list deserves to die....especially not Starr Jones. There's nothing wrong with being fat and confident. Beats the hell out of the skinny self-esteem challenged women any day.

amish

 

[Freejack2]

Mind you I'd never actually do this in real life but seeing as this is theoretical.

Seeing as Bin Laden is probably dead I'll save that bullet for another a$$hole.

#1: George W. Bush - Don't get me started...
#2: Dick Cheney - See #1
#3: Saddam Hussein - I agree, he should have been dead long ago.
#4: John Ashcroft - Wastes time covering statues and going after stupid things.
#5: Hilary B. Rosen - Chairman and Chief Executive Officer of the Recording Industry Association of America. If you have to ask...

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
Nobody else on the list deserves to die....especially not Starr Jones. There's nothing wrong with being fat and confident. Beats the hell out of the skinny self-esteem challenged women any day.

amish

She is not fat and confident. She is a self-absorbed egotistical blathering idiot. The fact that she physically repulses me just makes the decision easier.

I am right with you on the whole women/weight thing, but Starr Jones needs to go.

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: baffled2
I'd never shoot anybody unless they were a direct threat to myself or my family.

So you'd be like me... auction your shots off and become a millionaire?

 

[vi edit]

I'm surprised Yassir Arafat or Ariel Sharon haven't come up yet. Oh, and Fidel Castro for that matter.

 

[Siva]

I'd probably save all five for when i'm really pissed off.

if someone auctioned off their shots, i'd buy the first one, shoot the guy running the auction, take my money back, and keep the gun.

 

[Mill]

I bet carnivore is going ape over this thread. A lot of people are putting down the president, vp, and the ag as people they want to shoot. I hope the secret service and the FBI don't come a knockin'.