You have a time machine . . .

Bateluer

Lifer
Jun 23, 2001
27,730
8
0
Hypothetical. You decide to test your newly created device, but unfortunately, because you're not a great inventor and pressed forward without proper testing or forethought, you time travel into the past without any means to refuel.

So now, you've traveled into the past with the clothes on your back, a video camera, a voice recorder of some sort, and a digital camera, and your time machine has an empty gas tank.

What year did you travel to and where, and what do you do now? Discuss.
 

BoomerD

No Lifer
Feb 26, 2006
65,530
13,889
146
Depends on how far I got before my time machine ran out of gas...Hopefully, only back far enough to remember to fill it up before I left.

:biggrin:
 

MontyAC

Diamond Member
Feb 28, 2004
4,112
1
81
I'll go back to the point when Apple stock was at the lowest and buy a few thousand shares.
 

waggy

No Lifer
Dec 14, 2000
68,143
10
81
make up some wild story about aliens and them attacking the earth because people of earth got slow, stupid and stopped putting money into science and to much into war.
 

child of wonder

Diamond Member
Aug 31, 2006
8,307
176
106
Probably would have gone back to the early 20th century. I'd sell my electronics for a massive sum then live like a pimp until I die.
 

PottedMeat

Lifer
Apr 17, 2002
12,363
475
126
since i'm fucked anyways

-precambrian times maybe, sneeze/spit/crap everywhere. may as well give life a jump start :twisted:

if there's any cave system survives 500 million years i'll stash my delorian and digital junk in there.
 

Bateluer

Lifer
Jun 23, 2001
27,730
8
0
make up some wild story about aliens and them attacking the earth because people of earth got slow, stupid and stopped putting money into science and to much into war.

And we'd defend ourselves how? War pushes technology, particularly military technology. Stuff you'd want to have in case of an invasion from advanced ETs, yes?



Probably would have gone back to the early 20th century. I'd sell my electronics for a massive sum then live like a pimp until I die.

Err, bad plan. There's an episode of Journeyman where Dan accidentally leaves his 2007 era digital camera in the early 1970s. It jump starts technology, when he returns to 2007, his desktop is a holographic nanotech device. The corporate war over possession of the camera causes many deaths though. Remember, someone could simply club you, and take the gadgets.
 

waggy

No Lifer
Dec 14, 2000
68,143
10
81
And we'd defend ourselves how? War pushes technology, particularly military technology. Stuff you'd want to have in case of an invasion from advanced ETs, yes?

naa if people of earth think they are going to get taken over by aliens and maybe eaten unless they fight back i suspect something good will be done. if not? well that could be fun too
 

lxskllr

No Lifer
Nov 30, 2004
58,978
9,329
126
Tough call. There's a lot of time periods I'd love to see. Whichever one I chose, I'd try to leave the recording equipment where it would be found, and leave it so it was indubitably left in that time period. That's a good way to fuck with people's heads :^D
 

Farang

Lifer
Jul 7, 2003
10,913
3
0
While going back real far might be fun, I also think in reality it would be like going to a shitty thrift store. Think, it's the wild west, 1856, you're in California someplace and the weather is nice (maybe) but the shit around you just SUCKS. The novelty wears off after a bit.

So I go with the generic 3 years ago, pick the stock that makes the most money, retire.
 

Jeff7

Lifer
Jan 4, 2001
41,596
19
81
Depends on how far I got before my time machine ran out of gas...Hopefully, only back far enough to remember to fill it up before I left.

:biggrin:

Or back to just before you launched, so then you can take the fuel with you - and postpone your own test until you develop a more efficient engine.

Then Q pops in and tells you to stop getting all paradoxy all up in his shit.
 

SandEagle

Lifer
Aug 4, 2007
16,809
13
0
i've always dreamed about traveling back to Egypt 2000 years in the past. with only a fighter jet, chain mail armor, a 9mm, and a machine gun. i would rule like a mofo and surround myself with hot women.
 

KaOTiK

Lifer
Feb 5, 2001
10,877
8
81
i've always dreamed about traveling back to Egypt 2000 years in the past. with only a fighter jet, chain mail armor, a 9mm, and a machine gun. i would rule like a mofo and surround myself with hot women.

Until you ran into the Goa'uld
 

MichaelD

Lifer
Jan 16, 2001
31,528
3
76
Original premise is flawed. You didn't give a definitive TIME and PLACE that we traveled back to. Depending on where you landed you might get ripped apart on sight, no matter the fancy gadgets you have in your bag or how well you think on your feet.

Based on the orignal thread, you should've said "If you could travel back in time, where would you go and what would you do?"
 

ussfletcher

Platinum Member
Apr 16, 2005
2,569
2
81
I'd play it safe for my first time out. No dinosaurs, no Jesus, I'd go back to 2007 or so, but I'd be sure to bring along stock histories, sports records, and a timeline of major events. Now assuming that it hadn't run out on my first safe trip, I'd probably take it to the 2300's to see cool shit.
 

GagHalfrunt

Lifer
Apr 19, 2001
25,284
1,997
126
I traveled back to when I was about 14 to have a good talking with myself. I took with me a list of lotto numbers, stock prices and a comprehensive knowledge of World Series and Super Bowl winners. I'll be fine. In fact I'll be rich enough to buy and sell Bill Gates with the change in my sofa cushions.
 
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