You know what stopped being funny weeks ago?

[zeon]

The whole "Canada has a tank?" "Oh no! Canada's going to invade us with their one tank" "Run! Canada and their tank are coming!".... you all know what i'm talking about. for the love of quality humor, IT STOPPED BEING FUNNY WEEKS AGO PEOPLE! all i see now, WHENEVER Canada is mentioned for ANYTHING, is "Canada has a tank you know!" "Canada and their tank will come over here to invade us, but then drink some beer, get drunk, then lazy, then go home"... this isn't even a "i'm a bitter canadian rant" its really just an "lets have some goddamn innovation in our humor here people!" type rant... i mean, go ahead, make fun of us canucks... i really dont mind, for the most part i know your all just having some good natured fun... just seriosuly, COME UP WITH SOME NEW JOKES!

end of rant.

possible topics for future making fun of canadians:

beavers
aboot
snow
igloos
fishemen
lumberjacks
trappers
mounties
moose
the loony
eh
the canadian navy

edit: added more to the list

 

[JellyBaby]

Take off, eh.

 

[aphex]

you fergot 'eh'

 

[LordMaul]

And if we don't, what are you going to do?

Attack?




With your tank?

 

[Danman]

Cool.

 

[FrogDog]

Originally posted by: DerangedIndividual
The canadian airforce, a bunch of men dressed in blue jumpsuits running around holding a little matel model / toy car toy up and flying it around the room between their fore finger and thrumb saying "VROOOOOOM! VROOOOOOM!"

A canadian bombing run, they run up to you with their toy plane and take a crap in your lap.

If that's the best you can come up with, stick to the tank joke.

 

[aznmist]

If you... just shut the fark up.

 

[OREOSpeedwagon]

So what you're trying to tell us is that Canada's got 2 tanks now?

 

[OneSyberTroop]

USA > Canada.

Canada != cool.

 

[FrogDog]

Originally posted by: OneSyberTroop
USA > Canada.

Canada != cool.

Doh, I wish I was cool.

 

[Brutuskend]

Is this more to your liking?

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Is this more to your liking?

LMAO nice edit Got the one with a solder hanging from a pilon on an F-16 with a 9 mm pistol?

 

[Brutuskend]

No, sorry...

 

[GhettoFob]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Is this more to your liking?

omg they have a tank and a boat? what's gonna stop them from achieving world domination?

 

[zeon]

i have to say i'm dissapointed with the quality of the canada mocking so far.. it's all pretty formulaic and unimaginative... you guys can do better...

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: OneSyberTroop
USA > Canada.

Canada != cool.

No, Canada is slightly cool because they have Molson. :Q

 

[milagro]

Originally posted by: LordMaul
And if we don't, what are you going to do?

Attack?




With your tank?

haha---sorry, i found this funny. not ready to be retired yet. we americans love repitition. just listen to our radio stations.

 

[loup garou]

uhoh...looks like we've got a couple of angry Canadians loose on the board...look out!

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: zeon
i have to say i'm dissapointed with the quality of the canada mocking so far.. it's all pretty formulaic and unimaginative... you guys can do better...

Hey...look! The Canadian can spell "unimaginitave"!

Do they have "petting zoo"s for Canadians?

:Q:Q

 

[OREOSpeedwagon]

Originally posted by: GhettoFob

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Is this more to your liking?

omg they have a tank and a boat? what's gonna stop them from achieving world domination?

They need more ammunition than what's on that boat

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: werk
uhoh...looks like we've got a couple of angry Canadians loose on the board...look out!

Don't worry - they can't run very fast with beer guts like those.

 

[Lithium381]

Originally posted by: GhettoFob

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Is this more to your liking?

omg they have a tank and a boat? what's gonna stop them from achieving world domination?

oh S***!!!!! i actually don't understand the whole tank thing, i've seen it around, but never understood it....maybe i'm just dense....

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: OneSyberTroop
USA > Canada.

Canada != cool.

canada = cold

like molson, eh?

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: bryce

Originally posted by: GhettoFob

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Is this more to your liking?

omg they have a tank and a boat? what's gonna stop them from achieving world domination?

They need more ammunition than what's on that boat

Yeah, it was gonna be included in the budget, but unfortunately, the war department decided on another case of Molson Black Ice...

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: Lithium381

Originally posted by: GhettoFob

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Is this more to your liking?

omg they have a tank and a boat? what's gonna stop them from achieving world domination?

oh S***!!!!! i actually don't understand the whole tank thing, i've seen it around, but never understood it....maybe i'm just dense....

Canada's army: a tank, six ex-beer makers, and a blow-up raft.