You know what stopped being funny weeks ago?

[OREOSpeedwagon]

Originally posted by: LordMaul

Originally posted by: bryce

Originally posted by: GhettoFob

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
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omg they have a tank and a boat? what's gonna stop them from achieving world domination?

They need more ammunition than what's on that boat

Yeah, it was gonna be included in the budget, but unfortunately, the war department decided on another case of Molson Black Ice...

What a shame. Another 5 years until they'll have enough money to buy an m16 now.

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: bryce

Originally posted by: LordMaul

Originally posted by: bryce

Originally posted by: GhettoFob

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Is this more to your liking?

omg they have a tank and a boat? what's gonna stop them from achieving world domination?

They need more ammunition than what's on that boat

Yeah, it was gonna be included in the budget, but unfortunately, the war department decided on another case of Molson Black Ice...

What a shame. Another 5 years until they'll have enough money to buy an m16 now.

I heard they were hoping to just get BB guns, and try intimidation instead of actual firepower...

Oh well, this is all just hope, considering the Mounties got a new horse...er...well, circus pony, actually...but hey, it WAS cheap...

 

[AAjax]

A Texan, a Canadian, and a guy from Michigan are out riding horses. The Texan pulls out an expensive bottle of whiskey, takes a shot, then another, and suddenly throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the bottle in mid-air. The Canadian looks at him and says, "What are you doing?! That was a perfectly good bottle of whiskey!". The Texan says, "In Texas, there's plenty of whiskey and bottles are cheap."
A while later, not wanting to be outdone, the Canadian pulls out a bottle of champagne, takes a few sips, throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots it. The guy from Michigan can't believe this and says, "What did you do that for? That was an expensive bottle of Champagne!". The Canadian says, "In Canada there's plenty of champagne and bottles are cheap."
So, a while later the guy from Michigan pulls out a bottle of beer. He opens it, takes a sip, takes another sip, and then chugs the rest. He then puts the bottle back in his saddlebag, pulls out his gun, turns around, and shoots the Canadian.
The Texan, shocked, says, "Why did you do that?" The guy from Michigan says, "Well, in Michigan, we have plenty of Canadians, but bottles are worth a dime."

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Originally posted by: AAjax
A Texan, a Canadian, and a guy from Michigan are out riding horses. The Texan pulls out an expensive bottle of whiskey, takes a shot, then another, and suddenly throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the bottle in mid-air. The Canadian looks at him and says, "What are you doing?! That was a perfectly good bottle of whiskey!". The Texan says, "In Texas, there's plenty of whiskey and bottles are cheap."
A while later, not wanting to be outdone, the Canadian pulls out a bottle of champagne, takes a few sips, throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots it. The guy from Michigan can't believe this and says, "What did you do that for? That was an expensive bottle of Champagne!". The Canadian says, "In Canada there's plenty of champagne and bottles are cheap."
So, a while later the guy from Michigan pulls out a bottle of beer. He opens it, takes a sip, takes another sip, and then chugs the rest. He then puts the bottle back in his saddlebag, pulls out his gun, turns around, and shoots the Canadian.
The Texan, shocked, says, "Why did you do that?" The guy from Michigan says, "Well, in Michigan, we have plenty of Canadians, but bottles are worth a dime."

The joke was with a Texan shooting a Mexican, but ok...

Anyway, if Canada would attack the US what's gonna stop them indeed? The FBI/CIA sure as hell aren't gonna, they can't even kill Saddam, or even find Osama. Think the US military will fare so much better?

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1

Originally posted by: AAjax
A Texan, a Canadian, and a guy from Michigan are out riding horses. The Texan pulls out an expensive bottle of whiskey, takes a shot, then another, and suddenly throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the bottle in mid-air. The Canadian looks at him and says, "What are you doing?! That was a perfectly good bottle of whiskey!". The Texan says, "In Texas, there's plenty of whiskey and bottles are cheap."
A while later, not wanting to be outdone, the Canadian pulls out a bottle of champagne, takes a few sips, throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots it. The guy from Michigan can't believe this and says, "What did you do that for? That was an expensive bottle of Champagne!". The Canadian says, "In Canada there's plenty of champagne and bottles are cheap."
So, a while later the guy from Michigan pulls out a bottle of beer. He opens it, takes a sip, takes another sip, and then chugs the rest. He then puts the bottle back in his saddlebag, pulls out his gun, turns around, and shoots the Canadian.
The Texan, shocked, says, "Why did you do that?" The guy from Michigan says, "Well, in Michigan, we have plenty of Canadians, but bottles are worth a dime."

The joke was with a Texan shooting a Mexican, but ok...

Anyway, if Canada would attack the US what's gonna stop them indeed? The FBI/CIA sure as hell aren't gonna, they can't even kill Saddam, or even find Osama. Think the US military will fare so much better?

We'd wait until they ran out of co2 and then we'd take their beer and send them back.

 

[LongCoolMother]

lumberjacks. bahhhh haha

 

[Brutuskend]

Canada's army: a tank, six ex-beer makers, and a blow-up raft.

Yes but now we can say "look out they have a RAFT"

And that sounds SOO much better than before.

"Look out, they have a board with a NAIL in it!!!"

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend

Canada's army: a tank, six ex-beer makers, and a blow-up raft.

Yes but now we can say "look out they have a RAFT"

And that sounds SOO much better than before.

"Look out, they have a board with a NAIL in it!!!"

"....AND IT'S RUSTY!!!"

 

[zeon]

you're making a little progress so far... i particularly enjoyed the joke... topical humor is always funny... and this new boat/raft direction is showing alot of promise... i'm interested to see where you take it... perhaps you could work out some sort of interplay between the raft and the fact that alot of canadian waterways are frozen... give it a shot... i'll be here waiting...

 

[Ameesh]

i think the tank is funnier then your one plane airforce consisteing of a twin engine cesna.

 

[Chi11yDog]

Originally posted by: GhettoFob

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Is this more to your liking?

omg they have a tank and a boat? what's gonna stop them from achieving world domination?

Nothing, cause they got lots of beavers too.

 

[StattlichPassat]

I know nothing aboot this.

 

[327]

canada has a tank?!?!?!?! sweet!!!!!!!!!

 

[B00ne]

What a sad picture, a vast and rich country like the USA, yet their inhabitants seem to have nothing more to indentify with than the primitive power death and destruction, err, I meant their glorious, victorious, brightly shining moral setting military might - pathetic.

 

[joohang]

Canada rules the world.

 

[timmyG]

holy shite! tanks operate in -250 farenheit conditions!!!

 

[timmyG]

and do you have to be be half-baked on labatts blue to use the anti aircraft turret?!?!

 

[andylawcc]

LMAO!!!! this sh|ttzz is funny...

 

[spanky]

anyone ever seen "canadian bacon"? even the beer sux!

 

[ndee]

This Thread reflects the American society. Pure dumbness.

 

[harpomx]

NOW WAIT JUST ONE D#$M MINUTE!!!!!

We have a tank? When did we get that? Can I see it?

Be Canadian. Eat Beaver.

 

[FeathersMcGraw]

It's not like a log cabin built on the back of a moose with an axe-throwing mountie inside constitutes a tank, anyway.

 

So, what's this rant all aboot anyway, 'eh?

 

[Kadarin]

I think someone's got a serious case of tank envy and needs a nap.

Maybe I'm dating myself here, but didn't Canada also have Bob and Doug McKenzie from the Great White North? That tank blow'd up real good...

 

[zeon]

It's not like a log cabin built on the back of a moose with an axe-throwing mountie inside constitutes a tank, anyway

definatly a step in the right direction... although you neglected to mention how the entire thing is held toghether with duct tape....