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I woke up this morning, stretched and felt something pop in my rib cage.
It is actually closer to my spleen.... So i guess my spleen is pining for yours.It was your heart… yearning for mine.
You know you are old when this is the only cereal you eat.You know you are old when its your body that snaps, crackles and pops every morning, not your cereal.
At least I remember posting it..........you know you are getting old when you post a thread titled You Know When You Are Getting Old When
That does not strike me as a grocery store appropriate song lolHearing "Closer" (radio edit) in the grocery store made me wonder if I should sign up for AARP.
That happened to me a couple months ago. It has morphed a bunch of times. There's some stuff going on in that leg, that much I do know... but it's much much better now.I'm at the age where my knee started hurting the other day, and I don't remember doing anything to cause it to hurt.
You have dementia as well. That is why you don't remember spending the night on your knees begging your wife to fogive you for eating the last slice of key lime pie.I'm at the age where my knee started hurting the other day, and I don't remember doing anything to cause it to hurt.
6 surgeries since I turned 52, (59 now) all gym/wear related. My ortho said something about working out. Told him if I do, I'll have injuries. If I don't I'll have illnesses. He can fix my injuries..... When you realize if you don't start working out it will actually kill you.
Leg day!
Going through the same thing. Severe knee pain at the tendon connection points. Runner/jumper's knee, despite not being a runner nor a jumper. Gotta work out to make it better, so I've invented a machine that adds hours on the day to account for this (and other) things I now have to do.6 surgeries since I turned 52, (59 now) all gym/wear related. My ortho said something about working out. Told him if I do, I'll have injuries. If I don't I'll have illnesses. He can fix my injuries.
WTH man? surgeries? Rub some dirt in it and walk it off.6 surgeries since I turned 52, (59 now) all gym/wear related. My ortho said something about working out. Told him if I do, I'll have injuries. If I don't I'll have illnesses. He can fix my injuries.
I do it for the scars. My wife thinks they're hot.WTH man? surgeries? Rub some dirt in it and walk it off.
But, I have never been attacked by a tree.You guys should find an Okinawan style dojo in your area. You'll get a full body workout with some cardio and warm-ups that will get you as limber as your old ass can be. Most are pretty chill and accommodate older folks. If your doc will sign off on it.
For some reason this reminds me of what the comic Karen Mills said.Hearing "Closer" (radio edit) in the grocery store made me wonder if I should sign up for AARP.
Limber not lumber, timber Beavis.But, I have never been attacked by a tree.
OK, not really, she just wants me patched up as long as possible until my dirt nap.
If it isn't from past trauma or occupational hazard like being a cook or another profession where you are on your feet all day. It might be simply tight calves causing poor dorsiflexion. Seems common with us tall folk. You're like 6'3" right? I had issues with it when I was taking creatine. No matter how much water I drank they'd ball up after doing martial arts/combat sports for a bit. Was having the pain and gait issues. Started doing the stretches for it I found on youtube, plus stopped taking creatine after I learned about the tight calves. Went away in about a year.My feet hurt every morning when I wake up, so I have to walk like I'm a 97 year old with bad hips to get to the bathroom for my 2 pees per night minimum.
Limber not lumber, timber Beavis.
True, stats do show the husband dies first. Tell her that's because we want to.