You know you're an RC5 "crackhead" when...

GT1999

Diamond Member
Oct 10, 1999
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1) Rather than going to bed at your normal time, you decide to stay up into the early morning hours, just so you can check your stats.

Add yours
 

RaySun2Be

Lifer
Oct 10, 1999
16,565
6
71
When you pop in to check the distributed forum an hour before your wedding! And check back 18 hours later!
 

ViRGE

Elite Member, Moderator Emeritus
Oct 9, 1999
31,516
167
106
When you reply to a "You know you're a crackhead when..." thread.
 

RC

Golden Member
Jun 23, 2000
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You are approached on a street corner by someone asking you if you want some crack and you respond by handing them a floppy diskette.
 

SpaceWalker

Senior member
Oct 13, 1999
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your electric bill keeps going up every month because you added another computer to your home herd.....

And you still can't figure out why your wife is complaining....





hey.....I still have room in the corner for another one....



MOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo..........
 

Train

Lifer
Jun 22, 2000
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you try to devise complex mathematical algorithms to figure out when the exact time will be when we pass /. or just to give yourself more to do while waiting for the next stats run to finish.
 

NesuD

Diamond Member
Oct 9, 1999
4,999
106
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when you forget to mention that $2000 dollar profit sharing check to your wife just so you can do some upgrades to increase your keyrate. Uhh lets just keep that among us crackheads ok. She would kill me if she ever found out.
 

BGod

Golden Member
Oct 9, 1999
1,373
35
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When you devise a way to run a Cat5 Plenum network cable through the sewer system to a house across the street, keeping it under 300' so you can still run 100baseTX between the network hubs, just to get another machine cracking RC5-64.

P.S. Good one PF!
 

RaySun2Be

Lifer
Oct 10, 1999
16,565
6
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Your wife/Sig. Other thinks you are checking out porn sites because of the strange noises you're making, but when she walks by, you are staring at crack rack pics!
 

mikepeck

Senior member
Jun 20, 2000
379
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When you explain to a computer newbie what that little cow is doing on their computer and spend hours convincing them it is a good thing.
 

Lord Demios

Senior member
Oct 11, 1999
850
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When you convince the law firm you run the network for, that Cracking RC5 really isn't illegal. And that the little cow is a good thing.

LD

PS no this has nothing to do with me and the law firm I run a network for. Really it doesn't.
 

TOOCOOL

Senior member
Jun 12, 2000
546
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When you make a new set of rules for the familys computer use (shut that game down as soon as you finish!)
 

Wellcky

Golden Member
Jun 1, 2000
1,499
2
81
When you get excited over an Apple II E you found over at grannies house.
 

SYST3M

Senior member
Apr 18, 2000
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when all your friends think you are an 31337 h4><0r and spend hours trying to convince them that little cow really won't get them in any trouble...
 

Proxy71

Junior Member
Sep 4, 2000
17
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When you break off a 20 year friendship because your friend refuses to run the cow-program
 

Dantoo

Golden Member
Dec 15, 1999
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Proxy71

You discover that there is a novel called &quot;Beowulf&quot; and then are shocked :Q to discover it has nothing to do with distributed computing:|
 

PeterN

Golden Member
Nov 19, 1999
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you give up smoking, not because it's bad for your health but to save the money (that would otherwise be going up in smoke) to enlarge your keyrate.
 

Slapstick

Golden Member
Oct 11, 1999
1,082
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When you curse UPS for taking the Holiday off because your new parts are just sitting in a warehouse in Chicago instead of being put to good use cracking keys.
 

XNice

Golden Member
Jun 24, 2000
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When the new system you built for the kids, cant be used by them because its too busy doin keystrokes. &quot;Daddy, I wanna play Barney!&quot; &quot;Just look at the little cow and shut up.&quot;
 
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