You say you are a man. You say you cook bacon...

[rudeguy]

But do you cook bacon like a man?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PastmpZnShQ

 

[DesiPower]

It lost off the grease and didnt even cook properly... His intentions were pure, but he failed miserably. Probably full automatic would have done the trick

 

[BD231]

It lost off the grease and didnt even cook properly... His intentions were pure, but he failed miserably. Probably full automatic would have done the trick

That's a petite way to put it.

 

[Genx87]

Heh that thing jammed like crazy.

Am I the only one that could smell the bacon cooking?

 

[rudeguy]

Heh that thing jammed like crazy.

Am I the only one that could smell the bacon cooking?

I smell bacon just thinking about bacon.

 

[DigDog]

what, no flamethrower?

 

[ljtatej]

what, no flamethrower?

Beter than flame thrower, jet cooked bacon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0j1O0OwPfE

 

[twinrider1]

But do you cook bacon like a man?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PastmpZnShQ

Your post would make a good lyric in a Cake song.

 

[rudeguy]

Your post would make a good lyric in a Cake song.

I'm going the distance?

 

[Pacfanweb]

Only proper way to cook bacon is in a frying pan. It doesn't taste as good cooked any other way.
Bonus points if you use a cast iron pan, although it doesn't make any difference in the flavor.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Agree with Pacfanweb. The correct way to cook bacon is to fry it in its own oil!

 

[rudeguy]

you guys ruin everything

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!

 

[JulesMaximus]

I cook bacon in the oven in a cast iron skillet.

 

[ljtatej]

Like bacon bombs... cheese biscuit wrapped in bacon and deep fried.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Real men don't waste bacon or bullets.

 

[BurnItDwn]

you guys ruin everything

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!

Yea, well, I dont want to ban chickpeas! I want to instead ban soybeans, broccoli, and eggplant!

 

[rudeguy]

Yea, well, I dont want to ban chickpeas! I want to instead ban soybeans, broccoli, and eggplant!

chickpeas use all the water

Apparently they are the cause of California's drought.

 

[BurnItDwn]

chickpeas use all the water

Apparently they are the cause of California's drought.

They control the weather, Ohh crap!!!!! I thought it was those darn pesky communists in North Korea who had a weather control machine that made droughts in the US.... After all they invented everything else!