Where is my dildo at?
Look at these titties!
...wuh?
aaaahh...
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
AAAAAAAA-
Hospital...
(female-roommate-name-redacted), I need some advice.
Until the hormones kick in....I should have prayed more.
I would hate my life if I became a woman. My athleticism would go right out the door, I would have to put a cotton product in my leaky vag every month, and I would probably go crazy from all the personality changes caused by hormones.
The only positive is, I would probably be the only female who knew how to drive.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miSMxBP42W0I dont' get it. Pleasing yourself as a chick is same shit as jerking off.