You'll never guess what I bought at Express

[MrColin]

Bold pants are the mark of a noble man.

 

[The_Dude8]

Is that where Sheldon buys his colorful pants from?

 

[Lean L]

While I agree this guy looks ridiculous and red pants are a no go, Express is a relatively cheap store for good form fitting clothes. Style.

 

[TridenT]

It's a blue t-shirt and I was wearing one of the pair of pants I bought. (Why else would I show my legs? Think it through!)

And I did vacuum and clean my place later. (Photo is 2-3 days old now) I am not going to clean those shoes though. They're basically considered disposable dance shoes.

The ones that look 'tan'/gray are actually white with black stripes. (Tacky and that's why I got it)

 

[_Rick_]

You need to adjust your avatar to take into account your new-found wealth



of color.

 

[JM Aggie08]

Express sizes their clothing exclusively for manlettes.

I'm convinced that I need to open my own retail clothing/shoe store for tall, thin men. Ordering clothes online at full price is getting a bit old.

 

[dabuddha]

You'll never guess what I bought at Express

A pair of testicles?

 

[RearAdmiral]

You can look like Ruxin.

 

[CurseTheSky]

I made the mistake of buying a $200 fake-leather jacket at Express once. It was hanging in the window of the "men's" section (which is about 1/10th the size of the women's section, but I digress...) and looked pretty nice. The material was very nice, the fit was great, and overall it was a nice jacket...

...until it ripped along a perforated part of the body. Pretty much just a design flaw. I only wore it about 10 times, never abused it, never washed it, etc. I had only owned it for a few months, and I went back to the store with the jacket and explained what happened. They basically told me that I would have to ship it out to their returns / repair center, pay for the shipping, and wait for them to deem whether it was customer abuse or a freak circumstance. They said the turn-around time is usually 4-6 weeks. If they deemed that it was customer abuse, they would charge me for another one and ship it out to me. I asked to speak to the manager and got the same answer.

I told them to forget it. $200 or not, it's not worth the time and effort. That was the first and last time I ever did business with them. It's still sitting in the trunk of my car. I'm not really sure what I want to do with it.

How can a company that charges so much for "high-end" clothes be so cheap? Sears, JC Penny, Kohls, etc. all have excellent return policies, and they all carry reasonably-priced clothes.

 

[jaedaliu]

How can a company that charges so much for "high-end" clothes be so cheap? Sears, JC Penny, Kohls, etc. all have excellent return policies, and they all carry reasonably-priced clothes.

Because there's a noticable difference in quality in the store lines. Sure, your pair of dockers will be a few bucks less at Kohls than Macy's (if they carry the same line) but get a $99 cashmere sweater from Kohl's, and compare it to a cashmere sweater from Express after a few washes of each, and you'll see why there is a price difference.

But then again, Express has these ridiculous clearance sales, so the price difference isn't that big if you're willing to wait for late season clothes.

 

[Mixolydian]

Bold pants are the mark of a gay man.

ftfy

 

[Krazy4Real]

ftfy

LMAO!

 

[Naeeldar]

Express sizes their clothing exclusively for manlettes.

I'm convinced that I need to open my own retail clothing/shoe store for tall, thin men. Ordering clothes online at full price is getting a bit old.

Funny you say that. I buy button down shirts from there because of the fact they are so thin around the torso. I can actually buy the large from there and have it fit my neck/shoulders but the arms and torso section are not too baggy because they are thing.

Button downs suck for me because my neck/shoulders essentially are a Large while the rest is a medium. Basically everything always looks baggy one me around the arms and waist.