You'll never guess what I bought at Express

[TridenT]

Been wearing the same pair of black Levi's for the past 3 months. Every day (They're my only pair of pants until now!). My last two pairs of pants (from Express) were murdered by my bicycle (Got lazy two days too many and the bike saw that weakness to the end). So, I decided to buy some pants because they were on sale ($17/each after S&H+tax).

Anyway, here's what I got because they were on super sale (And they're all dress pants of photographer/producer variant):

Decided to be /that/ guy. I'll only be wearing these to certain places and not during regular business hours.

 

[Sluggo]

Never realized Express had an "absolutely ridiculous" section.

 

[Mixolydian]

Ugh. D:

That's one store I'll never set foot in.

 

[Pardus]

only special boys shop there.

 

[Andrew111]

There's a reason they were on sale...they aren't worth even the fabric it's made out of because the colors are horrendous...except for the tannish one I guess but they look super cheap anyway.

Plus...what the hell are you wearing....and why did you decide to take the photo like that...weird.

 

[Printer Bandit]

I didn't know Express had a men's section.

 

[Train]

I didn't know Express had a men's section.

Me neither until my wife started buying me pants from there.

They actually have decent stuff.

 

[Xecuter]

posting in a trident thread

 

[Printer Bandit]

Me neither until my wife started buying me pants from there.

They actually have decent stuff.

thx, i may need to check it out.

 

[lxskllr]

I'll give you credit for wearing fuck you pants. My opinion of you raised a couple notches :^)

 

[richardycc]

Structure was the Express's men brand...They sold the brand name to Sears few years ago and just use the express brand for both men and women now. Their stuff look good but don't last, so I don't shop there anymore.

 

[apac]

I guessed "stupid clothes". What do I win?

 

[AMCRambler]

So you've dressing like Wolowitz from The Big Bang Theory?

 

[bbhaag]

What are you wearing? I mean when you took the photo. Are those red pj pants with a blue crotch? And black socks to...damn.

EDIT:You need to vacuum your floor to and clean the dirt off those white wing tips. A tooth brush and some Ivory soap should do the trick.

 

[SKORPI0]

No Froot Loops on sale? D:

 

[lothar]

Structure was the Express's men brand...They sold the brand name to Sears few years ago and just use the express brand for both men and women now. Their stuff look good but don't last, so I don't shop there anymore.

The only thing they sold to Sears was the naming rights. The shirts are still the same as they were.
It's like Coca-Cola selling the soda naming rights to a private investor and decide to call their drink something else. At the end of the day, it's still the same drink. The only thing that changed was the name.

I 100% agree with you on this. Their quality sucks.
After you've washed it a few times you notice a difference in color and their shirt collars start curling prematurely. Not to mention their shirts are a wrinkle fest.
The only way to slow down their quality drain is to dry clean their shirts.
The sad part of this is their slim fit 1MX shirts are the only ones I've found that fit me properly. I've tried "slim fits" at many other places with no luck.

 

[deadlyapp]

I've started buying a lot more stuff at express. Almost all my buttondowns are from them because they fit so much better than anything else you can buy from a store.

Would I buy that shit you bought? Hell no.

 

[lothar]

I've started buying a lot more stuff at express. Almost all my buttondowns are from them because they fit so much better than anything else you can buy from a store.

Would I buy that shit you bought? Hell no.

If you want them to last, just make sure you dry clean them rather than throwing them in the washing machine.

 

[The_Dude8]

Are those pants slim fits? Can you take a picture of u wearing them? Want to see how slim they are. Thx

 

[clamum]

What the fuck?

 

[phucheneh]

I think he's wearing...some pants he bought. With a tucked-in blue tshirt sticking out the zipper?

 

[RU482]

that's where they belong....on the floor

 

[deadlyapp]

If you want them to last, just make sure you dry clean them rather than throwing them in the washing machine.

I've got some over a year old that have done ok washing inside out in cold water. I just got a few 1MX for the first time and I'll see how they hold up over time.

 

[Baked]

I thought only high school and fresh college girls shop there.

 

[phucheneh]

that's where they belong....on the floor

Jesus. At least be a little more subtle with your flirtations.