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Oil

Diamond Member
Aug 31, 2005
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You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?
 

ForumMaster

Diamond Member
Feb 24, 2005
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Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this can mean only one thing: Gary Coleman is going to drown.
 

chambersc

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Cleric: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.'
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--
Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother.
Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once at the number three, being the third number be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
Brother Maynard: Amen.
Knights: Amen.
Arthur: Right! One!... Two!... Five!
Galahad: Three, sir.
Arthur: Three!

I broke the rules, I'm sorry. I couldn't help it.
 

Molondo

Platinum Member
Sep 6, 2005
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"I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and im all out of bubble gum"
"shop smart, shop s-mart"
 

raz3000

Banned
Jul 14, 2005
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[returning Austin's personal property after reanimating him]
Quartermaster Clerk: One Swedish-made penis enlarger.
Austin Powers: [to Vanessa] That's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
Quartermaster Clerk: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by Austin Powers.

(The last line is my one-liner of choice)
 

chrisms

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Mar 9, 2003
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"Why don't you pull on it a little?" - Elvis Presley as played by Bruce Campbell, Bubba Ho-Tep
 

FusionKnight

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Not necessarily a movie quote, but I've been watching a ton of 24 lately.

Jack Bauer: "The only reason you're conscious is because I don't want to carry you."

FK
 

fs5

Lifer
Jun 10, 2000
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"Who the fvck are you?"
"I'm the guy doing his job, you must be the other guy!"

or

"I'll splash the pot whenever the fvck I please."
 

whistleclient

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Apr 22, 2001
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Originally posted by: SSSnail
"I'm surrounded by assholes!" - Spaceballs

For the upcoming Oscar, they create a poster with famous quotes from movies on them. Yours?

The poster:

link


The Quotes used on it:

79th Academy Awards® Poster - Quote List

"Can't you see I have you Chump? Get me some viskey!" from "The Great Ziegfeld," 1936

"Sometimes you're so beautiful it just gags me" from "You Can't Take It with You," 1938

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!" from "Gone with the Wind," 1939

"I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!" from "The Wizard of Oz," 1939

"I'm asking you to marry me, you little fool" from "Rebecca," 1940

"Rosebud" from "Citizen Kane," 1941

"Here's looking at you, kid" from "Casablanca," 1943

"No, a golf course is nothing but a pool room moved outdoors" from "Going My Way," 1944

"One's too many an'a hundred's not enough!" from "The Lost Weekend," 1945

"I've seen nothing. I should have stayed at home and found out what was really going on" from "The Best Years of Our Lives," 1946

"You don't want much. You just want the moon. ?with parsley!" from "Gentleman's Agreement," 1947

"Frailty, thy name is woman!" from "Hamlet," 1948

"You throw money around like it was money" from "All the King's Men," 1949

"All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my closeup" from "Sunset Blvd.,"1950

"STELLA!" from "A Streetcar Named Desire," 1951

"Well, what am I? I'm a private no-class dogface. The way most civilians look at that, that's two steps up from nothin'" from "From Here to Eternity," 1953

"I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am" from "On the Waterfront," 1954

"An Englishman never jokes about a wager, sir" from "Around the World in 80 Days," 1956

"All work and no play make Jack a dull boy" from "The Bridge on the River Kwai," 1957

"Such stupidity is without equal in the entire history of human relations" from "Gigi," 1958

"You can break a man's skull. You can arrest him. You can throw him into a dungeon. But how do you control what's up here? How do you fight an idea?" from "Ben-Hur," 1959

"When you're in love with a married man, you shouldn't wear mascara" from "The Apartment," 1960

"Come in, come in! We won't bite you--till we know you better" from "West Side Story," 1961

"No prisoners! No prisoners!" from "Lawrence of Arabia," 1962

"It is widely held that too much wine will dull a man's desire. Indeed it will, in a dull man" from "Tom Jones," 1963

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the War Room" from "Dr. Strangelove," 1964

"The Von Trapp children don't play. They march" from "The Sound of Music," 1965

"Hope that was an empty bottle George! You can't afford to waste good liquor, not on your salary!" from "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?" 1966

"They call me MISTER Tibbs!" from "In the Heat of the Night," 1967

"What we've got here is failure to communicate" from "Cool Hand Luke," 1967

"Open the pod bay doors, HAL" from "2001: A Space Odyssey," 1968

"Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?" from "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid," 1969

"I'm walking here! I'm walking here!" from "Midnight Cowboy," 1969

"We're going to kick the hell out of him all the time and we're going to go through him like crap through a goose!" from "Patton," 1970

"This is Doyle. I'm sittin' on Frog One" from "The French Connection," 1971

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse" from "The Godfather," 1972

"I love it when guys peel out" from "American Graffiti," 1973

"Well, to tell ya the truth, I lied a little" from "Chinatown, 1974

"Hit me, Chief! I got the moves!" from "One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest," 1975

"Attica! Attica!" from "Dog Day Afternoon," 1975

"I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!" from "Network," 1976

"Follow the money" from "All the President?s Men," 1976

"The Force is strong with this one!" from "Star Wars," 1977

"Stanley, ya see this? This is this. This ain't something else. This is this. From now on, you're on your own" from "The Deer Hunter," 1978

"The horror. The horror" from "Apocalypse Now," 1979

"I am not an animal. I am a human being. I am a man" from "The Elephant Man," 1980

"Wanna dance? Or would you rather just suck face?" from "On Golden Pond," 1981

"E.T. phone home," from "E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial," 1982

"Who was the best pilot I ever saw? Well, uh, you're lookin' at 'im" from "The Right Stuff," 1983

"Wind in the hair! Lead in the pencil!" from "Terms of Endearment," 1983

"Do I ice 'er? Do I marry 'er?" from "Prizzi's Honor," 1985

"Shut up! Shut up and take the pain! Take the pain!" from "Platoon," 1986

"Snap out of it!" from "Moonstruck," 1987

"Greed is good" from "Wall Street," 1987

"Ten minutes to Wapner" from "Rain Man," 1988

"If you build it, he will come" from "Field of Dreams," 1989

"In case I forget to tell you later, I had a really good time tonight" from "Pretty Woman," 1990

"Good evening, Clarice" from "The Silence of the Lambs," 1991

"You can't handle the truth!" from "A Few Good Men," 1992

"The truth, Helen, is always the right answer" from "Schindler's List," 1993

"My Momma always said 'Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get" from "Forrest Gump," 1994

"Show me the money!" from "Jerry Maguire," 1996

"You had me at hello" from "Jerry Maguire," 1996

"I'm the king of the world!" from "Titanic," 1997

"You make me want to be a better man" from "As Good As It Gets," 1997

"Off the record, on the QT, and very Hush-Hush" from "L.A. Confidential," 1997

"I am a dead man and buggered to boot" from "Shakespeare in Love," 1998

"Remember those posters that said ?Today is the first day of the rest of your life?? Well, that's true of every day except one--the day you die" from "American Beauty," 1999

"My name is Gladiator" from "Gladiator," 2000

"Frodo!" from "The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring," 2001

"Give 'em the old razzle dazzle" from "Chicago," 2002

"You don't throw a whole life away just 'cause it's banged up a little" from "Seabiscuit," 2003

"Don't jive me, man" from "Ray," 2004

"No, if anyone orders Merlot, I'm leaving" from "Sideways," 2004

"I wish I knew how to quit you" from "Brokeback Mountain," 2005



 

DigitalCancer

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Apr 6, 2004
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Dot: Problem?
Bob: You could say that. These two booted into the game and tried to win it by setting off an explosion capable of destroying the planet!
Dot: Bad idea.
Bob: Yes. Especially when you're INSIDE THE PLANET!
 

HamburgerBoy

Lifer
Apr 12, 2004
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<Ahnold>He'll live.</Ahnold>

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
"You know, unless you take the 'R' rating, you can only use the F-word once. You know what I say? Fvck that."

LMFAO! What's that one from?
 
Oct 4, 2004
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"Hasta La Vista, Baby" & "Come with me if you want to live"

T2:JD has some great lines - particularly, "The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it, for the first time, with a sense of hope. Because if a machine, a Terminator, can learn the value of human life, maybe we can too."
 

MmmSkyscraper

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Jul 6, 2004
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Tommy DeVito: "You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fvcked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fvckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"
 

0

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Jul 22, 2003
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"go ahead, make my day!"

"do you feel lucky, Punk?"

Clint Eastwood
 

GTaudiophile

Lifer
Oct 24, 2000
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"The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion."

"It is his fault he didn't lock the garage."

"Ferris, my father loves this car more than life itself. "

"A man with priorities so far out of whack doesn't deserve such a fine automobile."

"No. No! Apparently, you don't understand!"

"Ferris, he never drives it! He just rubs it with a diaper!"
 
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