Your favorite movie one liner?

[DaWhim]

"(sneeze)...I am allergy to bullsh!t."

 

[totalcommand]

The price is wrong, b!tch

 

[Jack Ryan]

Originally said by Rocky Balboa to Apollo Creed in Rocky II
"Did you give me your best?"

Originally said by Dutch in Predator
"GETTOTHACHOPPA"

 

[Exterous]

"Carla was the prom queen" -The Rock (the movie)

"Did Doogie just steal my car?" -Harold and Kumar- "Daddy is not 'comming on' anything"

"I never said thank you."
"You'll never have to" -Batman Begins

 

[Corbett]

Originally posted by: James Bond : Casino Royale

Bond - Martini please.
Bartender - Shaken or Stirrred?
Bond - Do I look like I give a damn?

 

[SSSnail]

Some good ones, more more pls.

 

[mugs]

AFI has a good list:
http://www.afi.com/tvevents/100years/quotes.aspx#list

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: akshatp
In bad Indian accent:

"But I dont want to go to a Federal Pound me in the A$$ prison!"

I was just watching that the other night and thinking about how many great lines it has.

 

[JohnAn2112]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ
"Yeah, well good for Happy GilmOHMYGOD!"

LOL!

 

[Horus]

On my signal, unleash hell.

 

[cubby1223]

I always liked Scarface's "I always tell the truth... even when I lie."

 

[MBrown]

"What if I can't find her?"
"It's easy...she's standing right next to you..."

The Bourne Supremacy.

 

[Feldenak]

"Rommel, you magnificent. I read your book!" - Patton

"They're ivory. Only a pimp from a cheap New Orleans whorehouse would carry a pearl-handled pistol." - Patton

"I've got lunatics laughing at me from the woods. My original plan has been scuppered now that the jeeps haven't arrived. My communications are completely broken down. Do you really believe any of that can be helped by a cup of tea?" - A Bridge Too Far

"Creasey's art is death. He's about to paint his masterpiece." - Man on Fire

"Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo." - Fletch

"Your kid is one crutch short of a telethon." - Very Bad Things

 

[Rudy Toody]

In "Heist"

Danny DeVito: Don't you want to hear my last words?
Gene Hackman: I just did. POW!

The last line of "Finding Nemo" is terrific!

 

[mugs]

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning" - Robert Duvall's character in Apocalypse Now

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: tangent1138
"I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am" from "On the Waterfront," 1954

Also repeated in a great scene in Raging Bull.

 

[mugs]

"This what happens when you f*ck a stranger in the ass!" - The Big Lebowski
"This agression will not stand!" - The Big Lebowski
"It really tied the room together." - The Big Lebowski

 

[D1gger]

"I like big fat men like you, they make more noise when they fall, and sometimes they never get up." Eli Walach in The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.

 

[Zolty]

"I have a drinking problem" (then proceed to splash himself in the face with a glass of water) - airplane

 

[PizzaDude]

"Sexytime!"

 

[CptObvious]

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever"

 

[Tates]

"Shall I wash your dick for you sir?"

Sir John Gielgud speaking facetiously to Dudley Moore in Authur

 

[Kwaipie]

Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.

 

[chambersc]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
<Ahnold>He'll live.</Ahnold>

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
"You know, unless you take the 'R' rating, you can only use the F-word once. You know what I say? Fvck that."

LMFAO! What's that one from?

Be Cool. Was a funny line.

 

[GalvanizedYankee]

"He's like a turd that won't flush!"

Dennis Hopper about Kevin Costner, in the forgettable movie......Waterworld.