Your favorite movie one liner?

[Unheard]

"And that was the second time I got crabs"

-Super Troopers

 

[Metron]

"Ted Nugent called... he wants his shirt back."

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: D1gger
"I like big fat men like you, they make more noise when they fall, and sometimes they never get up." Eli Walach in The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.

"There are two kinds of people in this world - those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig." - Blondie in The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

 

[lyssword]

"yeehaw, you boys like mexico?"

 

[Rock Hydra]

"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!"

 

[ParStyles]

42

 

[Geocentricity]

The different variations of the phrase "Give me the ****** keys, you f*cking c*cksucking m*therf*cker" - The Usual Suspects

 

[sao123]

one man against 3 commandos...Who do you think this man is?? The Lord?
No! God would have mercy... he wont. - Rambo 3

Oh..No... You did not just shoot that green sh1t at me. - independence day

If I were human, I believe my responce would be... GO TO HELL... If I were human! - star trek 6

What are your chances of getting out of here with that jacket on?
<thunk> Better than average!!!
uh... yea... I'll go along with that... - crocodile dundee 2

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

"HO-meric" - The Quiet Man

 

[McGyver]

Originally posted by: lyssword
"yeehaw, you boys like mexico?"

lol

CHICKENF*CKERS boookpooook!!

 

[b0mbrman]

"Now go home and get your fucking shine box "

Gives me the chills every time...As does this:

Originally posted by: anxi80
"i know it was you fredo. you broke my heart. you broke my heart!"

 

[cheesehead]

"You are superior to us only in one way - you are better at dying."

-The Daleks, The New Doctor Who.

 

[alexkim804]

"The only real currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone when you're uncool."

and also: "THAT'S DOCTA JONES TO YOO LADY!"

 

[chowmein]

"are you a mexican? or a mexican't ?"

 

[Q]

"Dodge this"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ-QOw43V_A

And also (not really a one liner) in Superman Returns

"You say the world doesn't need a savior Lois, but everyday, I hear them calling for one...."

 

[SlitheryDee]

"I am the sea"

 

[Shadowknight]

"Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, "I drank what?" "

 

[I Saw OJ]

Originally posted by: uberman
"Gentleman, gentleman, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!"

Peter Sellers as President Merkin Muffley in Dr. Strangelove.

What the duce? Check the sig!

 

[daniel1113]

They picked some crappy quotes for the poster. Anyway, here are a few of my favorites:

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

"All in all not a bad guy ? if looks, brains and personality don't count."

"Mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule!"

"Go ahead, make my day."

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!"

"Yo, Adrian!"

"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."

 

[uberman]

(Munson) "Hi, I hope you don't mind. I got up a little early so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Took a little while to get her warmed up. Sure is a stubborn one"

(Quaker) "We don't have a cow. We have a bull"

Movie: Kingpin

 

[JMahon]

"Hey you ladies, wanna dance?"
"Sure.."
"OK, take it easy...jeez"
"Steve, they said yes, the hotties want to dance!"

 

[Fricardo]

Tyler Durden: It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car.
Narrator: There's always that.

Fight Club (full of good quotes)

 

[Aquila76]

PC LOAD LETTER?? What the fsck does that mean?!?

Best Windows-crash sound ever.

EDIT: Almost forgot this one:
Fortune and glory, kid; fortune and glory.

 

[SVT Cobra]

My name is Maximus Decimus Meritius....

 

[NFS4]

You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?