Your favorite not-widespread acronym?

[joesmoke]

TPAD

or to add to it

TPADIAF

take pills and drown in a fire?

 

[lokiju]

take pills and drown in a fire?

Well in that case instead of drown it's die.

 

[x-alki]

FISH

fucking illinois shit head. In reference to my brothers father in law.

 

[Slapstick]

DALAP

Do As Little As Possible, nicely describes some of my co-workers attitude towards their job.

 

[vi edit]

We had "BBCW" in college.

My buddy and I had an exchange student in our college classes from China that had one of the largest sets of boobs I've ever seen on such a slender frame. We dubbed her "Big Breasted Chinese Woman" or...BBCW for short. We used that acronym for months and it drove my girlfriend (now wife) absolutely insane because she couldn't figure out what we were talking about. Which is funny because my wife was referred to by other guys on my floor as "chick with the huge knocks".

 

[vi edit]

Oh another endearing term used by my friends is ARV....anal rape victim.

 

[adairusmc]

SIIHPAPP - Stick It In Her Pooper And Post Pics

 

[skyking]

Pre-departure checklist, instrument flight.

Time
Instruments
Transponder
Strobes

 

[bommy261]

Aint
Ready to be a
Marine
Yet

Muscles
Are
Required
Intelligence
Not
Expected
Yes I am in the army, and a marine buddy told me the marine acronym. hopefully noone takes offense.

 

[El Guaraguao]

DTB

Dont Trust Bitches.

 

[Gibsons]

A pretty old one
TNSTAAFL
There's No Such Thing As A Free Lunch

 

[Kreon]

GHASIALH

Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog. It's a palindrome.

a man a plan a canal panama <-- so is that

 

[grrl]

I don't know how uncommon it is, but I often use POS - piece of shit.

 

[moshquerade]

FUBAR

fucked up beyond all recognition

 

[69Mach1]

FOESAD, Fuck Off, Eat Shit And Die. For those special people we all know.

 

[brblx]

FUBAR

fucked up beyond all recognition

i think this is pretty common. hell, i use fubar on repair orders at work.

i don't think i use any acronyms that aren't common, because it defeats the point of acronyms. i could see certain occupations using them a lot, though.

edit: and there's the military, of course. but military lingo is it's own whole different thing.

 

[darkxshade]

IJMSU (I just made shit up)

 

[Kirby]

Wmk!

 

[adairusmc]

Aint
Ready to be a
Marine
Yet

Muscles
Are
Required
Intelligence
Not
Expected
Yes I am in the army, and a marine buddy told me the marine acronym. hopefully noone takes offense.

My
Ass
Rides
In
Navy
Equipment

"Marine" is capitalized by the way.

 

[GhettoFob]

Kftc

 

[Pegun]

My
Ass
Rides
In
Navy
Equipment
Sir!

Worked for a Navy contractor where the guys taught me this one. Also BDNWW: Broke D*ck No Worky Worky

 

[vi edit]

I always hear it as:

My
Ass
Rides
In
Navy's
Expensive
Shit

 

[AMDZen]

fubar

fucked up beyond all recognition

lol

 

[mcurphy]

NURBS

Non Uniform Rational B-Splines

 

[hanoverphist]

pita

ppl think im talking about a sandwich when I type that

i use that all the time, and usually have to explain it. that one, 6P's and K.I.S.S. are my faves. my kids finally remember what the 6 P's are, hehe.