Your favorite place to scratch an itch...

[moonbogg]

Where is it? I'll tell you mine, but you go first

 

[Platypus]

huevos


e: lol lets do the timewarp again, which is funny considering you said 'you go first'

 

[ISAslot]

ear

 

[JM Aggie08]

Eye or back.

 

[manimal]

taint necessary to answer.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

The crease where the scrotum meets the leg.

 

[NetWareHead]

huevos first thing in the morning. anus rest of the day

 

[Paladin3]

Is this thread anything like that famous Newlyweds episode where they asked what is the most unusual place you've ever made whoopie, to which one of the wives answered "in the butt"?

Because we all know that "scratch an itch" can mean two different activities. BowChickaBowWow.

 

[manimal]

Is this thread anything like that famous Newlyweds episode where they asked what is the most unusual place you've ever made whoopie, to which one of the wives answered "in the butt"?

 

[blackdogdeek]

ear canal > *

 

[Newell Steamer]

Back.

I love rubbing my back against a wall and just scratch - like a bear. It's the only wide area scratch that is always satisfying.

 

[Printer Bandit]

armpit

 

[Newell Steamer]

ear

ear canal > *

So, what your are saying is that you love scratching yourear?

 

[SlitheryDee]

Back.

Come to think of it, I think about itching and scratching a lot and how they relate to the rest of my life.

Having to itch first is totally worth the pleasure of scratching. A lot of things in life are like that. Having to be hungry is worth getting to eat. Getting to be happy is worth being sad. Getting to see the finished product is worth all the work spent finishing it. It really is true that you need the lows to enjoy the highs. Every time I scratch an itch it reaffirms my confidence in the truth of that.

 

[z1ggy]

Probably my fart cannon.

 

[Printer Bandit]

black hole is also nice

 

[moonbogg]

huevos


e: lol lets do the timewarp again, which is funny considering you said 'you go first'

OK I don't know how the hell you did this, but you stay the hell away from me, demon. Supernatural freak. Nobody can do this. Better than Jesus coming back IMO.

Back to my itch...

1st place - hot water on legs in the shower
2nd place - ass crack

 

[blackdogdeek]

So, what your are saying is that you love scratching yourear?

Nah, not the ear. You got to get inside the ear canal with something like a q-tip or a bobby pin.

Paradise.

 

[moonbogg]

The best ever was when I had poison sumac and after it started to heal, it itched like crazy. Running hot water on it stimulated the nerves and gave a feeling of scratching the itch, but extremely intense unlike anything else ever. It was like a full arm orgasm.

 

[alzan]

taint necessary to answer.

Agree