Your favorite Seinfeld moment!

[NFS4]

"I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[j0lly]

Each time Kramer made an entry.

 

[punkrawket]

the junior mints

or

master of their own domain

 

[JC]

"I don't have a square to spare"
"There was a second spitter"
"His buttocks are sublime"


so many more....

 

[Infos]

I'll treasure the "master of my own domain' phrase forever

 

[Adul]

We have to have sex to save our friendship.

 

[NFS4]

<< We have to have sex to save our friendship. >>


"Sex.............to save, the friendship?:Q"

LOL, classic

 

[HobbesAB]

".........Not that there's anything wrong with that!!"

and

"SERENITY NOW!!!!!!!!!"


Also, I couldn't agree more that "The master of my own domain" was truly inspirational.

 

[xyion]

beefarino.

 

[Ameesh]

when jerry paid his maid for sex.

 

[JC]

"They're real.....and they're spectacular"

 

[sohcrates]

Gipple? .... Loleola? .... Oh! Oh! Delores!

 

[HombrePequeno]

"The only thing between us and him is a thin piece of cloth."

 

[Rickten]

"I'm sure we'll all feel comfortable on the HONOR SYSTEM." The episode rocks.

"And you want to be my laytex salesman." HEHEHEEHEH. "Say vandelay industries. SAY VANDELAY!!!!!"


edit:

<< "The only thing between us and him is a thin piece of clothe." >>



it was gaberdean (I don't know the spelling)

I know every single seinfeld episode. I only have to listen to an episode for about thirty seconds to know the entire thing and what happens to each character. I'm a Seinfeld Junky.

 

[UofI]

The Junior Mint episode and when George was though to be a KKK leader or something

 

[NFS4]

<< "The only thing between us and him is a thin piece of clothe." >>


My boys are free Jerry and I'm llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllluvin it!!

 

[JC]

"NO SOUP FOR YOU!!"

 

[Burnt]

Probably the BEST answering machine message ever (George's):

"Believe it or not, George isn't at home.
Please leave a message at the beep.
I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone.
Where could I be?
Believe it or not, I'm not home."

That was freaking hilarious!

 

[jbahseng]

"I come home and find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park."

"I'm a porn star and my name is buck naked."

 

[JC]

"George is gettin' upset!!!"

George: Sorry, the answer is Moops.
Bubble Boy: That's a misprint. It's supposed to be Moors. There's no Moops!

 

[NFS4]

"Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away!"

"I'm sorry, I'm a little tied up now. Give me your home number and I'll call you back later... Oh, you don't like being called at home? Well, now you know how I feel."

"Why does Radio Shack ask for your phone number when you buy batteries? I don't know."

"Kramer goes to a fantasy camp? His whole life is a fantasy camp! People should plunk down $2000 to live like him for a week. Sleep, do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating... THAT'S a fantasy camp."

 

[JC]

Question: is this a George line? Maybe in a movie theatre line?

"Ruining! Ruining!"

 

[silverpig]

When Elaine borrows Jerry's car to haul trash, is driving on Kramer's mile of highway in the luxuriously wide lanes, swerves around, loses the sewing machine, and Newman catches it on the undercarraige of his truck, drags it to where Kramer is using the flammable paint thinner to dissolve the black paint on the highway lines, sparks up the paint thinner, and yells out:


"OH THE HUMANITY!!!"

or, any use of the line:

"Aw, that's a shame."

 

[CrazyHelloDeli]

"A Festives for the Rest of us!"

 

[sunnny143]

"Festivus...the holiday for the rest of us" heehee