Your favorite Seinfeld moment!

[silverpig]

"She's a two-face."
"Like the Batman villain???"
"If that helps you..."

 

[chinkleii]

<< "They're real.....and they're spectacular" >>



That was the best.

also the Kenny's Roaster's was great when Cramer and Jerry switch identities. Too Funny!!

 

[silverpig]

<<also the Kenny's Roaster's was great when Cramer and Jerry switch identities. Too Funny!!>>

Vile weed!

Kenny? Kenny?



hehe

 

[WageSlave]

"fredo was weak and stupid, he shouldn't have eaten the key."

 

[Tates]

<< No Pick....No pick!!! >>

 

[NFS4]

Jon Voight bit me!!

 

[MikeO]

<< also the Kenny's Roaster's was great when Cramer and Jerry switch identities. Too Funny!! >>



Yep, that's my fave, too damn funny!

 

[Rookie]

the episode where Kramer buys the Wooden Indian and Jerry is trying to make up to the (Native) American Girlfriend!

"Hey Jerry!!! Look what I bought!!! (MAKES INDIAN NOISES)!!!!"

ROTFLMAO...Classic

 

[Karsten]

What is this... showing on the Christmas card.... could it be Elaine is showing us a N......?

 

[benliong]

Soup NAZI!! "NO SOUP FOR YOU!"

 

[hevnsnt]

Jerry: "You cant just give something to someone, and then come and take it back, I mean what are you an in.."
Chick-othe-week: Like what an Indian Giver?!
Jerry: I am not familiar with that term.

 

[hevnsnt]

George is by far my most favorite character on any TV show.. I mean Kramer was funny, but every Sitcom needs a "Token weird guy". Jerry is very witty but kind of just plain. But George's character was so outlandishly funny, he really made the show for me..

 

[Kojak]

Crazy Joe Devola, "Are you afraid of clowns?"

Kramer (Staring at Crazy Joe), "Yeah."

Too many good episodes. Damn I miss that show.

 

[Draco]

The episode with the "Fat Free" yogurt that is so good and no one can get enough of it.

Jerry: "This is really fvcking good!" and some kid overhears him and starts cussing too cause he looks up to Jerry as the comedian.

The mother of the kid wants Jerry to apologize and tell him swearing is wrong. Then the kid and his mother come over to Jerry's apt so he can apologize. Jerry apologizes and gives a little speech on how swearing is bad, then the kid sits down at Jerry's table and picks up a cassette tape and starts yanking the tape out of it and Jerry turns around says "WHAT THE FVCK YOU DOING YA LITTLE SH!T!?" Of course the swears are bleeped out, but it's still funny

 

[Arschloch]

My favorite Seinfeld character was Puddy.

"I'm not the one who's going to hell."

"We're the Devils!"... and from the same episode, "You told me not to paint my face. And as you can see, this is not my face."

Jerry: "Oh, so you moved up from greasemonkey?"
Puddy: "I don't know any monkeys that can take apart a carbureator, do you?"

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Another of my favorite minor character was Jackie Chiles.

The episode where Kramer and Jackie sue the tobacco companies is great.

Kramer: "We did it Jackie! We're going to be rich!"
Chiles: "I'm cashing in on your wretched disfigurement."

And again, from the same episode, describing Kramer: "Rugged?! The man is a goblin!"

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If this thread keeps going, I'll think about some more.

-Arschloch

 

[NFS4]

<< My favorite Seinfeld character was Puddy.

"I'm not the one who's going to hell."

"We're the Devils!"... and from the same episode, "You told me not to paint my face. And as you can see, this is not my face."

Jerry: "Oh, so you moved up from greasemonkey?"
Puddy: "I don't know any monkeys that can take apart a carbureator, do you?"

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Another of my favorite minor character was Jackie Chiles.

The episode where Kramer and Jackie sue the tobacco companies is great.

Kramer: "We did it Jackie! We're going to be rich!"
Chiles: "I'm cashing in on your wretched disfigurement."

And again, from the same episode, describing Kramer: "Rugged?! The man is a goblin!"

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If this thread keeps going, I'll think about some more.

-Arschloch >>


Puddy is awesome!!! He could eat a plate of cow dung and still keep that straight, stone face

 

[gotsmack]

"Mulva?"


I like J Peterman, he always has a pointless story and his voice is enchanting. I aspire to be like him.

 

[Kojak]

Newman: "When you control mail, you control information."

 

[Kojak]

What about Little Jerry Seinfeld (Kramers fighting cock).

 

[Draco]

<< What about Little Jerry Seinfeld (Kramers fighting cock). >>



LOL, I forgot about that! Then at the end when they're all cheering the Rooster on in slow motion and George is doing something else, I forget, but it was funny.

 

[Arschloch]

Another one I just remembered...

The episode where Kramer finds the old Merv Griffin Show set in the garbage, and brings it up to his apartment. For the rest of the episode, Kramer acted like he was hosting a talk show in his apartment.

 

[SSP]

THE PIG MAN!!!!

 

[Beau]

"No soup for you... come back 1 year!" - Soup Nazi

 

[hevnsnt]

George at Cock fight: "Ta-Mol-ly!"

Oh, and I love Puddy.. "Feels like an Arby's night"; "Yeah thats right"; etc...

 

[obiwaynekenobi]

I espically loved the momemnt that they went off of the air