Your favorite Seinfeld moment!

[NeoV]

the one where Jerry is shaving his chest hair and Kramer berates him about "put on your sundress and sashe (sp?) your pretty little self all over!"

and
"I'll never be like you Jerry, NEVER!"

and
"I must be at the nexis of the universe!"


J.Peterman is great too...."that was just jibber-jabber"

Jackie Stiles " your face is my case...you look like a catcher's mitt!"

 

[AaronP]

when Jerrry was trying to throw the loaf of bread up to George

 

[Rickten]

"YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME"

when jerry's at the car dealership and he calls elaine. She's all "Who is this" and jerry starts beating the phone.

when george call's jerry from under his desk because he needs him to call in a bomb threat and jerry goes "Who is this".


edit: "Hey george the ocean called and they're running out of shrimp"
"oh yeah well the jerk store called and they're running out of you"
"what does it matter your their all time best seller"

edit again:


<< "I must be at the nexis of the universe!" >>


thats when kramer goes to visit his girlfriend all the way "Downtown" and he breaks up with her and gets lost. He calls jerry from a pay phone and jerry's like "where are you" kramer sells "well I'm at the corner of first and first. What a second jerry I must be at the nexus of the universe"

 

[HombrePequeno]

"Oh yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!"

 

[Rickten]

<< "Oh yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!" >>



breath must breath. I can't stop laughing. LOL. OH man I just woke up my parents because I'm laughing so much. I think its time for me to watch them again from start to finish. Only 11 CD's. Shouldn't take to long. It will only be about the fifth time.

 

[Burnt]

Puddy: "High five!"

 

[silent tone]

frank costanza: The tradition of festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE!

kramer: I prepared this entire meal while I bathed.

george: OH NO, I'VE BEEN CAUGHT IN MY OWN WEB OF LIES!


<<
"I just threw away a lifetime of guilt-free sex and floor seats to every sporting event in Madison Square Garden. So, please, a little respect, for I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots." - George
>>
Where is this one from?

 

[Rickten]

its the one where elaine moves in upstairs from jerry because the lady died. The little boy calls the fire department because elaine makes him think that his grandma is dying and the break into the apartment. jerry thinks that the command center on the star ship enterpise is really cool. Now that I think about it, its kinda sad that I know this.

 

[Kojak]

Kramerica Industries....the NYC college student was an intern for Kramer....they were designing a bladder sytem for oil tankers...

 

[beat mania]

"I'm hideous"