"How much for the beard?"
"That'll be 20 shekels."
"Alright, here you go."
"What's this?!"
"I just gave you 20."
"Don't you want to haggle?"
"No, I really don't have time..."
"Well then give it back."
"Alright, I'll give you 19 for it."
"No, no, no, do it proper."
"What?"
"Haggle properly, you don't start at 19."
"Alright, I'll give you 10."
"That's more like it. TEN?! For this? It cost me 12!"
"17!"
"17?!"
"18!"
"No, no, no, you don't go to 17, you go to 14 next."
"What?"
"Offer me 14."
"I'll give you 14."
"14?! And me with a poor dying grandmother?"
"But that's what you told me to say!"
"Oh dear..."
"Tell me what to say, please!"
"Offer me 14 again."
"14!"
"14?! Are you mad?"
"15!"
"17. Not a penny less, or strike me dead."
"16!"
"Done."
-From the Life of Brian
"That'll be 20 shekels."
"Alright, here you go."
"What's this?!"
"I just gave you 20."
"Don't you want to haggle?"
"No, I really don't have time..."
"Well then give it back."
"Alright, I'll give you 19 for it."
"No, no, no, do it proper."
"What?"
"Haggle properly, you don't start at 19."
"Alright, I'll give you 10."
"That's more like it. TEN?! For this? It cost me 12!"
"17!"
"17?!"
"18!"
"No, no, no, you don't go to 17, you go to 14 next."
"What?"
"Offer me 14."
"I'll give you 14."
"14?! And me with a poor dying grandmother?"
"But that's what you told me to say!"
"Oh dear..."
"Tell me what to say, please!"
"Offer me 14 again."
"14!"
"14?! Are you mad?"
"15!"
"17. Not a penny less, or strike me dead."
"16!"
"Done."
-From the Life of Brian