Your m-f daily routine

[OCGuy]

7AM: wake up with morning wood
7:01AM: fap

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7:10AM: begin stroking it
7:25AM: pull out the special pillow, make love slowly
7:30AM: gradually build up to a frenzied pace
7:35AM: slow it back down, sensually caress the downy beauty
7:44AM: go straight to full speed again
7:51AM: contract my pubococcygeus muscle tightly
7:59AM: prepare for climax
8:00AM: my brother's alarm goes off, pretend to be asleep
8:01AM: resume previous activities while the bro is washing up in the bathroom
8:04AM: ejaculation

8:05AM: take a shower
9AM: leave for school
9:30AM: do lab stuff with a little studying and grading mixed in
12:00PM: eat In-n-Out or a Clif bar
5:30PM: class
7:00PM: leave for home
7:30PM: eat
8:00PM: nef and more fap
2AM: go to bed

You wait until your

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brother is in the shower to finish...for the imagery?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

It's a bathroom that's connected only to our bedroom. While he's inside I can resume activities, but once he leaves I have to feign sleep again, so it's a mad rush to not

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lose the erection I had just been tenderly cultivating for an hour

.

 

[clamum]

7AM: wake up with morning wood
7:01AM: fap

Spoiler

7:10AM: begin stroking it
7:25AM: pull out the special pillow, make love slowly
7:30AM: gradually build up to a frenzied pace
7:35AM: slow it back down, sensually caress the downy beauty
7:44AM: go straight to full speed again
7:51AM: contract my pubococcygeus muscle tightly
7:59AM: prepare for climax
8:00AM: my brother's alarm goes off, pretend to be asleep
8:01AM: resume previous activities while the bro is washing up in the bathroom
8:04AM: ejaculation

8:05AM: take a shower
9AM: leave for school
9:30AM: do lab stuff with a little studying and grading mixed in
12:00PM: eat In-n-Out or a Clif bar
5:30PM: class
7:00PM: leave for home
7:30PM: eat
8:00PM: nef and more fap
2AM: go to bed

LOL. I <3 you HamburgerBoy. But 8:00AM "Brother's alarm goes off" and then 8:05AM "Take a shower", you mean he's already out of the bathroom?

My typical M-F:

6:30 - 7:30 AM: Get up. It varies (I should get up no later than 6:30 but I go to bed too damn late).
7:30 - 8:30 AM: Leave for work.
8:15 - 9:15 AM: Arrive work.
5:00 - 6:30 PM: Leave work. It varies depending on when I arrived.
6:00 - 7:30 PM: Arrive home. Get on computer, check YouTube subscriptions, browse ATOT for a bit.
9:30 PM: Eat while watching a movie or video. After eating, more browsing Internet, watching movie/video, or gaming.
1:00 - 2:30 AM: Bed.

Pathetic schedule, I know. Also, I need to get more sleep.

 

[Cappuccino]

LOL. I <3 you HamburgerBoy. But 8:00AM "Brother's alarm goes off" and then 8:05AM "Take a shower", you mean he's already out of the bathroom?

My typical M-F:

6:30 - 7:30 AM: Get up. It varies (I should get up no later than 6:30 but I go to bed too damn late).
7:30 - 8:30 AM: Leave for work.
8:15 - 9:15 AM: Arrive work.
5:00 - 6:30 PM: Leave work. It varies depending on when I arrived.
6:00 - 7:30 PM: Arrive home. Get on computer, check YouTube subscriptions, browse ATOT for a bit.
9:30 PM: Eat while watching a movie or video. After eating, more browsing Internet, watching movie/video, or gaming.
1:00 - 2:30 AM: Bed.

Pathetic schedule, I know. Also, I need to get more sleep.

You don't need more sleep. I only get 3-4 hours sleep myself. :wub:
Your schedule is certainly not pathetic. Posters above me are retards, all they do is fap and fap and maybe more fapping. Disgusting people.

 

[KidNiki1]

You don't need more sleep. I only get 3-4 hours sleep myself. :wub:
Your schedule is certainly not pathetic. Posters above me are retards, all they do is fap and fap and maybe more fapping. Disgusting people.

nothing wrong with fapping. or in your (and my) case, schlicking. its completely healthy and natural.

and fun!

 

[zinfamous]

Your schedule is certainly not pathetic. Posters above me are retards, all they do is fap and fap and maybe more fapping. Disgusting people.

no other way to clean the pipes.

gotta clean the pipes.

 

[Cappuccino]

nothing wrong with fapping. or in your (and my) case, schlicking. its completely healthy and natural.

and fun!

Are you female or trolling? I'm so confused right now. This thread is jokes lmao.

 

[Dirigible]

Yesterday, which was fairly typical:

5:00am wake up
5:30 head to work
all day: work work work. Well... work (nef) work (nef) work.
5:30pm arrive home, spend time with Dirigikids, feed them dinner
7:30 get bath for Dirigikids, get their jammies on, read them stories, get them into bed
8:30 Dirigikids are finally in bed. Clean up house, take shower
9:00 get into bed, read for about 15-30 minutes, get sleepy, fall asleep


Oooooo, the excitement!

 

[z1ggy]

Texas Hiker thread delivers as expected.

 

[zinfamous]

Are you female or trolling? I'm so confused right now. This thread is jokes lmao.

Niki is female and I doubt she's trolling.

Further, you shouldn't be more prudish than us Americans, should you?

:hmm:

 

[OCGuy]

This thread went from boring narcissism to something much much better...

 

[KidNiki1]

Niki is female and I doubt she's trolling.

Further, you shouldn't be more prudish than us Americans, should you?

:hmm:

yeah, Cappuccino is a proponent of illegally downloading movies, tried to sell her steam account against the TOS and has a questionable xbox for sale thread locked... but the guys in this thread who want to jack it are "digusting" and "retards".

 

[vi edit]

Typical day:

5:40 - Wake up, shower, get dressed for work
5:55 - Get water boiling for coffee
5:56 - start getting breakfast rounded up for son
6:05 - Press coffee, pour a cup for me, get a travel mug poured for wife
6:06 - Wife brings son downstairs and I get his shoes and coat on
6:10 - Get son in car, give the wifey a slap on the ass and a smooch as they leave
6:11-6:35 sportscenter, reddit, drink coffee
6:36 - start getting daughter up and ready for school
6:45 - daughter comes downstairs hopefully dressed and I make breakfast for us
6:46 -7:17 I is a continous prodding to get my kid to actually eat a breakfast
7:18 - start getting shoes and coat and backpack rounded up to take daughter to bus
7:22 - Get daughter in car and drive to bus stop
7:30'ish Bus picks up daughter and I head in to work
7:45 - 4:15 I work
4:15 - leave work and go pick up daughter
5:00 - Get home start making dinner
5:15 wife gets home with son
5:30 - 6:00 dinner
6:00 - 7:30 - playtime/bath/bedtime routine
7:45 - exercise/watch a movie/play video games/bottle of wine and chill with wife
9:45 - start the bedtime approach and sexy time
10:30 - hopefully starting to sleep...

repeat...

 

[sixone]

nothing wrong with fapping. or in your (and my) case, schlicking. its completely healthy and natural.

and fun!

"Schlicking"? Never heard that word before.

 

[OCGuy]

yeah, Cappuccino is a proponent of illegally downloading movies, tried to sell her steam account against the TOS and has a questionable xbox for sale thread locked... but the guys in this thread who want to jack it are "digusting" and "retards".

Just got real.

 

[rudeguy]

oh...we are being serious now?

6:30am - alarm goes off
6:45 - make coffee, go outside for a smoke
6:55 - shower
7:15 - leave for work
5:00ish - leave work, usually grab dinner on the way home or stop at the store.
5:30- home, eat dinner
6:00 - whatever random chores need to be done, yell at the boy, yell at the cats
7:00 -time to relax
8:00 -time to take nuh nite pills
9:30 -sleep

 

[BurnItDwn]

Alarm clock 8:06am.
Brush teeth while getting dressed.
Get coffee (fiance usually brews coffee, sometimes fills thermos for me even)
Get laptop, Put on ID Badge for building access., Get keys & Wallet.

8:20am. Go to car. Drive to work.

9:00am start work.
Work work work
Poop when needed.
Work work work
12:00pm Lunch ... go out to lunch somewhere
1:00pm work work work
work work
poop when needed
work work
6:15pm leave work
7:00pm arrive home
Smoke my pipe, usually Burley or English blend pipe tobacco, while gaming for an hour or so.
8:00pm make dinner, or help fiance with dinner
9:00pm eat dinner, watch some Daily Show or some netflix with fiance.
10:00pm game or watch movie
12:00am shower
12:15am air dry in front of a fan. (This is quite cold).
12:30am
1:00am go to bed, read a book until tired, then sleep (usually sleep by around 2 or so)

 

[zinfamous]

yeah, Cappuccino is a proponent of illegally downloading movies, tried to sell her steam account against the TOS and has a questionable xbox for sale thread locked... but the guys in this thread who want to jack it are "digusting" and "retards".

OH my....

back to this "schlicking" thing. I have never heard of this term before. I need more details.

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[KlokWyze]

wake up
fap
work / nef
fap
go to sleep

living the dream

 

[Dirigible]

yeah, Cappuccino is a proponent of illegally downloading movies, tried to sell her steam account against the TOS and has a questionable xbox for sale thread locked... but the guys in this thread who want to jack it are "digusting" and "retards".

That was excellent.

 

[KidNiki1]

OH my....

back to this "schlicking" thing. I have never heard of this term before. I need more details.

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well, fap fap fap is sort of onomatopoeic for the noise guys make, ya?

so, schlick schlick schlick is sort of the same for girls...sort of a moist, wet, frictiony noise.

so guys fap.

girls schlick.

 

[zinfamous]

well, fap fap fap is sort of onomatopoeic for the noise guys make, ya?

so, schlick schlick schlick is sort of the same for girls...sort of a moist, wet, frictiony noise.

so guys fap.

girls schlick.

:hmm: not quite following, I'm afraid. Though, I am a visual learner. Perhaps a diagram would help?

 

[KidNiki1]

:hmm: not quite following, I'm afraid. Though, I am a visual learner. Perhaps a diagram would help?

let me just set up my webcam....

one sec, brb....

 

[vi edit]

well, fap fap fap is sort of onomatopoeic for the noise guys make, ya?

so, schlick schlick schlick is sort of the same for girls...sort of a moist, wet, frictiony noise.

so guys fap.

girls schlick.

There's going to be an uptick in fap fap fap after your description of schlick schlick schlick.

 

[zinfamous]

let me just set up my webcam....

one sec, brb....