M MazerRackham Diamond Member Apr 4, 2002 6,572 0 0 Sep 1, 2003 #1 Your momma is so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with an application form.
M MazerRackham Diamond Member Apr 4, 2002 6,572 0 0 Sep 1, 2003 #2 Your momma is so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
M MazerRackham Diamond Member Apr 4, 2002 6,572 0 0 Sep 1, 2003 #4 Your momma is so poor, she can't even pay attention.
R ROTC1983 Diamond Member Oct 2, 2002 6,130 0 71 Sep 1, 2003 #6 Originally posted by: MazerRackham Your momma is so poor, she can't even pay attention. Click to expand...
Originally posted by: MazerRackham Your momma is so poor, she can't even pay attention. Click to expand...
M MazerRackham Diamond Member Apr 4, 2002 6,572 0 0 Sep 1, 2003 #7 come on guys! add more "your momma" jokes!
M moonshinemadness Platinum Member Jan 28, 2003 2,254 1 0 Sep 1, 2003 #8 Your mommas so fat the council is employing her as a roundabout
rudeguy Lifer Dec 27, 2001 47,351 14 61 Sep 1, 2003 #9 your momma is so dumb she didnt kill you off right when she saw you come out of her
M MazerRackham Diamond Member Apr 4, 2002 6,572 0 0 Sep 1, 2003 #11 Your momma is so fat her blood type is A-1.
Zim Hosein Super Moderator | Elite Member Super Moderator Nov 27, 1999 64,998 390 126 Sep 1, 2003 #12 Originally posted by: Hammer yo momma so fat, mazerackham would hit it Click to expand... :Q
D DarkManX Diamond Member Feb 1, 2000 3,796 2 76 Sep 1, 2003 #14 your mama is so ugly shes only been married once. - Malibus most wanted
M MithShrike Diamond Member May 5, 2002 3,440 0 0 Sep 1, 2003 #15 Your mama is so stupid she tried to hang herself with a cordless phone.
JohnAn2112 Diamond Member May 8, 2003 4,895 1 81 Sep 1, 2003 #17 Yo mama is so dark, when she went to night school, they marked her absent.
P Phuz Diamond Member Jul 15, 2000 4,349 0 0 Sep 1, 2003 #18 Yo momma's so fat, when she wears a red dress everyone yells KOOLAID!
MrPickins Diamond Member May 24, 2003 9,088 723 126 Sep 1, 2003 #19 Yo momma's so ugly her pillow cries at night!
A Alchemist99 Golden Member Oct 15, 2002 1,172 0 0 Sep 1, 2003 #20 whats the difference between a bowling ball and your momma? Answer: you could eat a bowling ball if you had to!
whats the difference between a bowling ball and your momma? Answer: you could eat a bowling ball if you had to!
S Spac3d Banned Jul 3, 2001 6,651 1 0 Sep 1, 2003 #21 Originally posted by: Phuz Yo momma's so fat, when she wears a red dress everyone yells KOOLAID! Click to expand...
Originally posted by: Phuz Yo momma's so fat, when she wears a red dress everyone yells KOOLAID! Click to expand...
A Acts837 Golden Member Mar 11, 2001 1,072 0 0 Sep 1, 2003 #22 Your momma is so stupid, and you can't be much better since you started a thread like this.
M MeanMeosh Diamond Member Apr 18, 2001 3,805 1 0 Sep 1, 2003 #24 your momma's so short and fat, when she wears a blue dress, people mistake her for a mailbox
MrPickins Diamond Member May 24, 2003 9,088 723 126 Sep 1, 2003 #25 Yo momma's so fat that when yo daddy climbs up on her, he burns his ass on the ceiling light...