- Yo mama's so fat, she could sell shade.
- Yo mama's so fat, that when God said "Let there be Light",
he told her to move her fat a&& out of the way.
- Yo mama's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps.
- Yo mama's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet.
- Yo mama's so fat, she bumps into people when she's sitting down.
- Yo mama's so ugly, she's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border.
- Yo mama's so ugly, it looks like her neck threw up.
- Yo mama's so ugly, rice crispies won't even talk to her.
- Yo mama's so ugly, she scares people even with the lights out.
- Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money.
- Yo mama's so stupid, that under "Education" on her job application,
she put "Hooked on Phonics".
- Yo mama's so stupid, she failed her blood test.
- Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
- Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes
lookin' at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.
- Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead
because she wanted to makeup her mind.
- Yo mama's so stupid, she gave birth to you.
- Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer.
- Yo mama's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
- Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to throw a bird off a cliff.
- Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.
- Yo mama's so stupid, when the computer said
"Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
- Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the house to pay the mortgage.