Your penis gets severed permanently. How will you deal with it?

[Braznor]

There is no hope or chance of grafting it back to your body. How will you psychologically deal with the damage?

I expect it won't make a difference to most of ATOT.

 

[Captante]

Sex change?

 

[Perknose]

Claim it as a dependent.

 

[Annisman*]

Bury it will full honors - flag at half... I mean zero mast.

 

[zinfamous]

mail it to OP's mom?

 

[Red Squirrel]

I would want a cool prosthetic, maybe something that can shoot laser beams or something. pew pew pew!

 

[zinfamous]

I would want a cool prosthetic, maybe something that can shoot laser beams or something. pew pew pew!

probably shoot your face off the first morning that you wake up.

 

[highland145]

mail it to OP's mom?

Sure won't be...bulk rate.

 

[Luna1968]

penis transplant?

 

[Ajay]

How will you psychologically deal with the damage?

Hookers and blow? Oh wait...fuck!

 

[IronWing]

I'm such a prick, I'm sure it would regrow.

 

[nCred]

I would write a book about the dangers of putting your penis in a particle accelerator.

 

[Rifter]

Id probably go have a very short conversation with my 1911 to be honest.

 

[dasherHampton]

Alcohol.

 

[GobBluth]

Pawn it, take the $11.43 in cash and buy a McGriddle after breakfast hours.

 

[Thebobo]

Take up heroin

 

[highland145]

A Flori-duh man can enlighten you.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news...penis-wifes-lover-scissors-police/1752177001/

 

[clamum]

I guess it wouldn't make any difference for me anyway. fml

 

[sdifox]

 

[SKORPI0]

The lab-grown penis: approaching a medical milestone - Oct 2014.


Florida Man Successfully Receives Penis Transplant From Horse - May 2018.

 

[snoopy7548]

I guess my days of sleeping with other guys' wives would be over... oh wait, that's OP.

 

[highland145]

I guess my days of sleeping with other guys' wives would be over... oh wait, that's OP.

Just stick to the Moms. Alky had a plan.

 

[Sonikku]

Sigh in relief.

 

[Captante]

A Flori-duh man can enlighten you.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news...penis-wifes-lover-scissors-police/1752177001/

"and flees with his penis"

 

[highland145]

"and flees with his penis"

You know, if I were the husband, in the disposal while I made the bff watch.