Your perceived Poker stats

[Stunt]

I know it is almost impossible to pinpoint exact data...but what are your perceived personal poker stats.

a) Your most winning hand
b) Your most losing hand
c) Most common hand
d) Least common hand

edit...For me:

a) KK
b) JJ
c) 10-3
d) 55

Feel free to add a crazy poker story

 

[MangoTBG]

Not crazy, but sure turned me off from playing poker for a bit:

I'm at the hardrock in Tampa playing the $1/$2 (which was, of course my problem...that's like playing the $.05/$.10 online. people call with anything)

I get dealt JJ. There's about 4-5 people that called the $1 and I raise to $2. Goes around and someone reraises me to $3 and there's still 4 others. I forget who capped the bet but it gets capped at $4. So everyone must have a good hand.

Flop comes 7/3/10 rainbow.

I forget how the betting goes from here on out. I know I have the rest of my $20 in there by the end of the hand.

4th street and the river are both 10s. So I have 10s full of Js. I'm thinking as long as no one has a better pair I'm good. Guy ahead of me folds on the river and its down to just me and this dousche who after I turn over my JJs he turns over one card...it's a 4. I get a smile on my face thinking I won and then he turns over his other card...the last 10. Motherfu3ker.

 

[mpitts]

Over 10K hands at 2/4 limit hold'em online:

Most winning hand - AA (+$497)
Most losing hand - QJ offsuit (-$109)
Most common hand - K3 offsuit - 120 times
Least common hand - J7 suited - 20 times

And as for a poker story, I have a few from my last trip to Vegas. I am hoping I come back with more after this week (there all week!). Here is one:

I am playing at Binion's nightly $55 tournament. I am sitting on an average stack of chips when the chip leader moves to my table and sits directly to my right. I had decided right away that I wasn't going to let him run over me, as we had started to reach the time in the tourney that blind-stealing was imperative. He was fairly agressive right away.

So the next time I am in the big blind the action is folded to the small blind (aforementioned chip leader / aggressive). I told myself that if he raised I would move all in regardless of what I had. So, of course, he raises. I sit there for a few seconds, cap my cards, then move all in. He looks at me, looks at his cards, then folds. As I am pulling the pot and going to muck my hand, the guy across the table from me goes "Did he even look at his hand?" and another player at the table says "No. I watched him the whole time." The table burst out with laughter. So, of course, they all goad me and tell me that I HAVE to turn it over. I flip over 97 offsuit and we all (including the chip leader) have a good laugh.

The chip leader at our table left me alone the rest of our time together.

I have a few others from this trip that I may share too.

 

[mpitts]

Originally posted by: MangoTBG
Not crazy, but sure turned me off from playing poker for a bit:

I'm at the hardrock in Tampa playing the $1/$2 (which was, of course my problem...that's like playing the $.05/$.10 online. people call with anything)

I get dealt JJ. There's about 4-5 people that called the $1 and I raise to $2. Goes around and someone reraises me to $3 and there's still 4 others. I forget who capped the bet but it gets capped at $4. So everyone must have a good hand.

Flop comes 7/3/10 rainbow.

I forget how the betting goes from here on out. I know I have the rest of my $20 in there by the end of the hand.

4th street and the river are both 10s. So I have 10s full of Js. I'm thinking as long as no one has a better pair I'm good. Guy ahead of me folds on the river and its down to just me and this dousche who after I turn over my JJs he turns over one card...it's a 4. I get a smile on my face thinking I won and then he turns over his other card...the last 10. Motherfu3ker.

I would have kicked him straight in the ass for slowrolling you. That is bush.

 

[yosuke188]

I seem to get 3-7 off suit a lot.

 

[MangoTBG]

Originally posted by: mpitts
Over 10K hands at 2/4 limit hold'em online:

Most winning hand - AA (+$497)
Most losing hand - QJ offsuit (-$109)
Most common hand - K3 offsuit - 120 times
Least common hand - J7 suited - 20 times

And as for a poker story, I have a few from my last trip to Vegas. I am hoping I come back with more after this week (there all week!). Here is one:

I am playing at Binion's nightly $55 tournament. I am sitting on an average stack of chips when the chip leader moves to my table and sits directly to my right. I had decided right away that I wasn't going to let him run over me, as we had started to reach the time in the tourney that blind-stealing was imperative. He was fairly agressive right away.

So the next time I am in the big blind the action is folded to the small blind (aforementioned chip leader / aggressive). I told myself that if he raised I would move all in regardless of what I had. So, of course, he raises. I sit there for a few seconds, cap my cards, then move all in. He looks at me, looks at his cards, then folds. As I am pulling the pot and going to muck my hand, the guy across the table from me goes "Did he even look at his hand?" and another player at the table says "No. I watched him the whole time." The table burst out with laughter. So, of course, they all goad me and tell me that I HAVE to turn it over. I flip over 97 offsuit and we all (including the chip leader) have a good laugh.

The chip leader at our table left me alone the rest of our time together.

I have a few others from this trip that I may share too.

Haha, good story!

 

[fitzov]

7-stud,

flush

 

[Stunt]

I was doing a home tourney with 10 people...$20 buy-in, which was high for our typical for fun games. Good pot nevertheless.

So the guy to my right was getting decent hands but was not getting much luck and decided to go all-in ($10 in chips); I looked down and saw KK. I then re-raised all-in (I had $25 in chips), guy to my left called the bet with about the same chips ($27 or so). The rest of the people folded and we all showed our cards.

1st guy had: AQ
I had KK
2nd guy had: AA

Flop comes... A Q K
Turn comes... Q
River comes... K

1st guy had: Queens over Aces
I had Quad Kings
2nd guy had: Aces over Queens

After the King hit, we all went nuts...I said "All Skill"...almost got beat up by the other two guys
Most insane hand I have ever seen. I ended up finishing the tourney in 2nd.

 

[NanoStuff]

I've won 1.65 Mil at a poker tournament in new york city starting with $2000 + $100 entry fee. It was a pyramid; I've conquered the last hand with a one pair bluff Never gonna forget that, hehe

That was 2.5 years ago, now I'm retired at 29 but I wouldn't mind another $1,653,300

 

[Stunt]

Originally posted by: NanoStuff
I've won 1.65 Mil at a poker tournament in new york city starting with $2000 + $100 entry fee. It was a pyramid; I've conquered the last hand with a one pair bluff Never gonna forget that, hehe

That was 2.5 years ago, now I'm retired at 29 but I wouldn't mind another $1,653,300

...real or fake?

Link to the tourney?!

 

[yosuke188]

Originally posted by: NanoStuff
I've won 1.65 Mil at a poker tournament in new york city starting with $2000 + $100 entry fee. It was a pyramid; I've conquered the last hand with a one pair bluff Never gonna forget that, hehe

That was 2.5 years ago, now I'm retired at 29 but I wouldn't mind another $1,653,300

We have a millionaire posting on ATOT?

 

[NanoStuff]

Originally posted by: yosuke188

Originally posted by: NanoStuff
I've won 1.65 Mil at a poker tournament in new york city starting with $2000 + $100 entry fee. It was a pyramid; I've conquered the last hand with a one pair bluff Never gonna forget that, hehe

That was 2.5 years ago, now I'm retired at 29 but I wouldn't mind another $1,653,300

We have a millionaire posting on ATOT?

Nope, the reality is I wanted to make myself feel superior to all the poor miserable scum like myself; just for a brief moment.

And for that brief moment, it worked... then I went to get something to eat and realized I'm a poor sod with an empty fridge.

Stale rye bread with butter anyone?

 

[ruffilb]

Originally posted by: MangoTBG
Not crazy, but sure turned me off from playing poker for a bit:

I'm at the hardrock in Tampa playing the $1/$2 (which was, of course my problem...that's like playing the $.05/$.10 online. people call with anything)

I get dealt JJ. There's about 4-5 people that called the $1 and I raise to $2. Goes around and someone reraises me to $3 and there's still 4 others. I forget who capped the bet but it gets capped at $4. So everyone must have a good hand.

Flop comes 7/3/10 rainbow.

I forget how the betting goes from here on out. I know I have the rest of my $20 in there by the end of the hand.

4th street and the river are both 10s. So I have 10s full of Js. I'm thinking as long as no one has a better pair I'm good. Guy ahead of me folds on the river and its down to just me and this dousche who after I turn over my JJs he turns over one card...it's a 4. I get a smile on my face thinking I won and then he turns over his other card...the last 10. Motherfu3ker.

Shens, there's no Hard Rock in Tampa... Is there?

I dealt my friend a four of a kind once.

 

[potato28]

I cant remember any of my poker hands... usually drunk when we play

 

[car3]

a) Your most winning hand
b) Your most losing hand
c) Most common hand
d) Least common hand


a) AA
b) KK - always an A on the flop - sigh
c) K8 - i hate this hand
d) 94 - ??

in other news a bill to outlaw online poker has passed the house - not sure when it goes to the senate

 

[Drakkon]

my most memorable hand was i had AA
flop was AJJ - i thought awesome i got a full house
turn was another J - i thought awesome someone probobly has 3J's but no one can beat 3 A's
river was another J - i think wow great I have the A so i must have the hgiher hand
flip our cards, other guy has the other Ace

 

[necine]

Here's a story. I'm a very profitable poker player. Before my recent downswing I had a 10-1 win-lose ratio. Yes, 10-1. I've been playing at the casino since I was 17. The weekend I turn 21 I lost 8 games in a row on hands I was 75% or better to win. One hand, AA vs JJ.. all in preflop i lose. QQ vs 10-10 all in preflop I lost. Now, I've lost my whole BR in one game before. However, I have never had a swing of 8 games in a row. I did learn an expensive lesson though.

I'm currently grinding out any home game I can find to restore my BR.

a) AA (most profitable is AK)
b) 7-3? (least profitable is KJ)

 

[pulse8]

Originally posted by: Drakkon
my most memorable hand was i had AA
flop was AJJ - i thought awesome i got a full house
turn was another J - i thought awesome someone probobly has 3J's but no one can beat 3 A's
river was another J - i think wow great I have the A so i must have the hgiher hand
flip our cards, other guy has the other Ace

ummm...at the point the last J came out, you both had the best hand which was the one on the table.

 

[MangoTBG]

Originally posted by: ruffilb

Originally posted by: MangoTBG
Not crazy, but sure turned me off from playing poker for a bit:

I'm at the hardrock in Tampa playing the $1/$2 (which was, of course my problem...that's like playing the $.05/$.10 online. people call with anything)

I get dealt JJ. There's about 4-5 people that called the $1 and I raise to $2. Goes around and someone reraises me to $3 and there's still 4 others. I forget who capped the bet but it gets capped at $4. So everyone must have a good hand.

Flop comes 7/3/10 rainbow.

I forget how the betting goes from here on out. I know I have the rest of my $20 in there by the end of the hand.

4th street and the river are both 10s. So I have 10s full of Js. I'm thinking as long as no one has a better pair I'm good. Guy ahead of me folds on the river and its down to just me and this dousche who after I turn over my JJs he turns over one card...it's a 4. I get a smile on my face thinking I won and then he turns over his other card...the last 10. Motherfu3ker.

Shens, there's no Hard Rock in Tampa... Is there?

I dealt my friend a four of a kind once.

You'd think with over 8 MILLION returns, a simple Google search of "hard rock Tampa" would be in order...Oh, well. Consider yourself owned.

 

[FleshLight]

KQ off- Raises 15
AK off- Calls 15
Q9 suited spades - all in
KQ - calls all in
AK - calls all in

Flop: J spades, K hearts, Q hearts
Turn: 10 spades
River: 8 spades

 

[SuperSix]

I went to the Semionole Tampa last night.

What a JOKE compared to the "real" casinos in Vegas.

I doubt I will go back.

 

[thirtythree]

Originally posted by: FleshLight
KQ off- Raises 15
AK off- Calls 15
Q9 suited spades - all in
KQ - calls all in
AK - calls all in

Flop: J spades, K hearts, Q hearts
Turn: 10 spades
River: 8 spades

...and who were you?

 

[Stunt]

The other week i was playing drunk and was heads up against a friend.

I have a flush draw after the flop.
He goes all-in, I call (getting late and had to go to the bar)
He shows a full house.
I was like "ok, this is over, lets go out"
My flush hits, I'm like "hah...and it hits"

Everyone else goes..."That's a staright flush...you won!!"
I was so out of it, i didn't even realize.
Needless to say, I got a ton of free drinks at the bar....That's what we normally play for; drinks, they are super expensive in Toronto...$8+ for a beer or mixed drink.

 

[Yossarian]

after 20k hands--

a) AA
b) T9 off
c) AJ
d) Q4 suited