Your WTF of the day

[Fingolfin269]

This would surely be a lawsuit here.

 

[imported_Champ]

it takes a special person to see the potential of a park bench

 

[D1gger]

Originally posted by: Fingolfin269
This would surely be a lawsuit here.

Judge, there was no sign warning my distraught client that he may get his weewee stuck if he tried to copulate with this bench. This is an obvious safety hazard and a travesty of justice. We demand a gazillion dollars for pain, suffering, humiliation and lost wages. We also demand a year of sex therapy for my client (and myself to ensure his well being) at the local brothel of our choice.

 

[Bateluer]

Yeesh, he couldn't find a little lotion and some cheap internet porn?

 

[ColdFusion718]

mfl

 

[Jeff7]

So when they were in the process of extricating him, did he at least get a happy ending?


And actually, that would have made the swelling go down.

 

[Queasy]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: Queasy
Video for those that didn't see the link at the bottom of the story.

I am not clicking that.

It's not any worse than the pics in the story. The only real difference is watching the expressions on the emergency workers faces and the guy's moans...of pain.

 

[Joemonkey]

Originally posted by: Bateluer
Yeesh, he couldn't find a little lotion and some cheap internet porn?

not with china's proxies

 

[grrl]

Originally posted by: Queasy
Video for those that didn't see the link at the bottom of the story.

Was that a Sawzall I heard? :shocked:

 

[dennilfloss]

Originally posted by: mxrider
those holes dont look very big....asian stereotype holds true one again

7.62mm. Full metal jerket.

 

[Linux23]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
So when they were in the process of extricating him, did he at least get a happy ending?


And actually, that would have made the swelling go down.

maybe they should have brought in a specialist to finally make him pop one out in order to relieve the swelling? they destroyed a perfectly good park bench.

 

[RESmonkey]

Originally posted by: randay
hello 911? yeah its quagmire. yeah this time its stuck in a bench.

hhahaha