Why do bee-eaters always flunk their drug tests?
They like to catch a buzz!
Give this man a medal.Knock knock
Who's there?
Zeze
Zeze who?
Wouldn't it be Zeze to revitalize these forums?
Yo mama so fat I swerved to miss her and ran out of gas
Just realized this is a repost.
http://www.portvapes.co.uk/?id=Latest-exam-1Z0-876-Dumps&exid=threads/zezes-joke-thread.2537761
Q: Why did God invent lawyers?
A: So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?
A: Stick his bill up his ass.
Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
Two Tennessee redneck hunters were out and about and saw a tire axial. The one said to the other, "hey, lets throw this here tire axial into that hole over there. So they toss the tire axial into the hole. All of a sudden a goat comes running out of the bushes doing about a hundred and jumps right into the hole. The one redneck hunter looks at the other and says, "what the hell was that all about?" About that time a farmer comes pulling up in his pickup truck and says to the two hunters, "hey you two fellers! You happen to see my goat anywheres around here?" The one redneck hunter says, "funny you should ask. We just seen a goat jump right into this hole over here." The farmer says, "that's impossible! I had him chained to a tire axial."
and wouldn't you know it, the idea for that thread was just stolen from someone else:
http://www.portvapes.co.uk/?id=Latest-exam-1Z0-876-Dumps&exid=threads/moonbeams-joke-thread.2029742