A Florida man was fishing off the pier when he notices a pirate. "Sir, sir! Can I ask you a few questions?" Arr, go right ahead there matey." How did you get a peg leg? " The pirate says, "I was fishing for shark when I pulled a giant shark up onto the deck and it bit my leg clean off." The man then asks, "how did you get a hook for a hand?" "Arrrr, I was in a sword fight with Long John Silver and he sliced my hand clean off." The man then asks, "how did you get an eye patch" The pirate says, "well matey, I was on the ship looking at the seagulls and one pooped in my eye and I forgot I had me hook."