- Oct 2, 2001
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Well, when the zombies come, I hope it is at a time when I am around all my buddies (or close too). I figure I can mount a pretty good assault on their main force when what I have access to right now. A trip to Home Depot (or any hardware store) might be in order. Also, a stop at the local gun store wouldn't hurt.
Anyways, we will attack the builk of the zombies with brutal effeciency, cutting through them like butter. One or two of us may fall in our struggle, but in the end, we will prevail. After the battle, bloodied and battered, we will take a boat to a tropical island filled with exotic fruits. Other survivors (mostly women) will join us there as it is the obvious refuge from the zombies. There we will live out our lives in sweet peace and harmony, slowly starting a new human race (zombie free of corse).
And these are the dumb zombies, like in Dawn of the Dead, not the vicious (although weak because they starved to death) zombies like in 28 days later.
Zombie attack is by far the best end of the world. Ever.
Anyways, we will attack the builk of the zombies with brutal effeciency, cutting through them like butter. One or two of us may fall in our struggle, but in the end, we will prevail. After the battle, bloodied and battered, we will take a boat to a tropical island filled with exotic fruits. Other survivors (mostly women) will join us there as it is the obvious refuge from the zombies. There we will live out our lives in sweet peace and harmony, slowly starting a new human race (zombie free of corse).
And these are the dumb zombies, like in Dawn of the Dead, not the vicious (although weak because they starved to death) zombies like in 28 days later.
Zombie attack is by far the best end of the world. Ever.